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Old 01-26-2014, 04:57 AM   #41 (permalink)
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Paul, I don't know how to tell you this, but my moobs > your moobs
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Old 01-26-2014, 05:02 AM   #42 (permalink)
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paul i dunno how to tell you that wasnt mayo
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Old 01-26-2014, 05:59 AM   #43 (permalink)
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Paul, I don't know how to tell you this but that bra size is too small for your moobs and lack support.
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Old 01-26-2014, 08:02 AM   #44 (permalink)
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Dj, I don't know how to tell you this, but... you're Paul.
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Old 01-26-2014, 12:41 PM   #45 (permalink)
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Paul, I know exactly how to tell you this. That orgasm was fake. I just threw hot yogurt on your back.
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Old 01-26-2014, 05:09 PM   #46 (permalink)
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Dj, I don't know how to tell you this, but... you're Paul.
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Old 01-26-2014, 06:37 PM   #47 (permalink)
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Paul, I don't know how to tell you this, but my smeenus is pauller than yours
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Old 01-27-2014, 02:19 AM   #48 (permalink)
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butthead aka 216: dj hates p**y??
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Old 01-27-2014, 06:10 PM   #49 (permalink)
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Music Banter I dunno how to tell you this but its Pauls birthday! !!
Happy Birthday honey!!!
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Old 01-27-2014, 06:23 PM   #50 (permalink)
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Happy Birthday Paul's Birthday!
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