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Old 04-04-2017, 07:48 PM   #161 (permalink)
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If I ever meet Stephen King, I'm going to initiate a game of tag and start shouting "Stephen King's it! Stephen King's it!"
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Old 04-05-2017, 04:01 PM   #162 (permalink)
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Old 04-06-2017, 02:09 PM   #163 (permalink)
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If I ever meet Stephen King, I'm going to initiate a game of tag and start shouting "Stephen King's it! Stephen King's it!"
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Old 04-10-2017, 11:09 PM   #164 (permalink)
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A joke Karl Marx probably told his daughters in letters

ISM is the worst!
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Old 04-10-2017, 11:25 PM   #165 (permalink)
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If the author of The Shining made an information technology company, what would he call it?

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Stephen King’s IT.
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Old 04-11-2017, 03:56 AM   #166 (permalink)
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Stop, you guys are making me laugh so hard I'm gonna end up in Kingdom Hospital.
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Old 04-14-2017, 11:51 AM   #167 (permalink)
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I do love jokes about eyes.

The cornea the better.
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Old 04-15-2017, 01:20 PM   #168 (permalink)
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I do love jokes about eyes.

The cornea the better.
Iris my case.
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Old 04-15-2017, 01:25 PM   #169 (permalink)
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