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Old 03-25-2014, 11:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What is your favourite dad joke?

My sister told me this joke from her co-worker. One day they were talking about dad jokes, and her father's favorite joke to tell was:

What Happen to Moby Dick?

Spoiler for I don't know what happen?:
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I knew who my sister was talking about, since her co-worker was an classmate of mine so thanks Mr. C. wherever you are.
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Old 03-25-2014, 11:54 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Ummm...I don't get it!
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Old 03-26-2014, 12:01 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 03-26-2014, 09:40 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I used to tell this one to my daughter upon request... infinite loop:

Pete and Repete were in a boat, Pete jumped out, who was left?

Repete!

Pete and Repete were in a boat, Pete jumped out, who was left?

Repete!

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Old 03-26-2014, 11:09 AM   #5 (permalink)
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First you tell somebody "I got a weak back."

Then you must ask them to ask you "When'd that happen?"

You then respond "About a week back."

The real joke starts when the both of you are around other people and you repeat the "joke" to him and he reciprocates with the correct response. If done correctly all of the people around you will assume that you are both retarded. But give it time. In a few days everyone will be doing it. They'll still think it's the dumbest thing ever, but they won't be able to help themselves.
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First you tell somebody "I got a weak back."

Then you must ask them to ask you "When'd that happen?"

You then respond "About a week back."

The real joke starts when the both of you are around other people and you repeat the "joke" to him and he reciprocates with the correct response. If done correctly all of the people around you will assume that you are both retarded. But give it time. In a few days everyone will be doing it. They'll still think it's the dumbest thing ever, but they won't be able to help themselves.
I heard that one before, about a week back.
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The one about the weak back?

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What is your favourite dad joke?

My sister told me this joke from her co-worker. One day they were talking about dad jokes, and her father's favorite joke to tell was:

What Happen to Moby Dick?

Spoiler for I don't know what happen?:
Tony Ben-et


I knew who my sister was talking about, since her co-worker was an classmate of mine so thanks Mr. C. wherever you are.
I had to have this explained to me, it was such a bad dad joke.

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