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Old 10-06-2014, 10:56 PM   #1 (permalink)
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We all know that his username is garbage, and we all know that he seriously needs help with this. The only rule is that it is to be assumed that any name put forth, no matter how awful, is better than his current one. I hereby put forth that his new username should be "Hitler's Pornstache".
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 10-06-2014, 10:58 PM   #2 (permalink)
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His name should be wpnfire.
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Old 10-06-2014, 11:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 10-06-2014, 11:05 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I don't know him that well, but judging from his (present) user-name how about:

Kirk Hamlet ....it's half Metallica half Shakespearean.
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Old 10-06-2014, 11:16 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old 10-06-2014, 11:18 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 10-06-2014, 11:20 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Oh oh! King Kerry von Mustaine! Scratch that. KAIZER Kerry von Mustaine. Maybe just Kerry Kaizer. Nah, that sounds like a wrestler.
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Old 10-06-2014, 11:20 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 10-06-2014, 11:28 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
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