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Old 12-09-2014, 08:10 AM   #11 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-09-2014, 09:46 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2014, 10:50 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2014, 11:50 AM   #18 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 12-09-2014, 11:54 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2014, 12:49 PM   #20 (permalink)
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