Your tombstone

Pet_Sounds · 12-29-2014, 03:15 PM

At the bottom of this mine lies one hell of a man.

**Frownland** · 12-29-2014, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by EPOCH6

"Confusion"

Will be my epitaph.

Goddamnit why didn't I think of that?

Mondo Bungle · 12-29-2014, 03:21 PM

"We told him not to"

Oriphiel · 12-29-2014, 05:04 PM

You could just make the lettering really small, so that people have to get right up close to read it, and make it say "Get off of me!"

ladyislingering · 12-29-2014, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Oriphiel

You could just make the lettering really small, so that people have to get right up close to read it, and make it say "Get off of me!"

Or "the last time someone was on top of me was at the morgue".

GuD · 12-29-2014, 07:33 PM

"Here Lies Mikael. Worked hard. Partied harder. Never had a clue what was going on for sure but got by anyways."

ladyislingering · 12-29-2014, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by WhateverDude

"Here Lies Mikael. Worked hard. Partied harder. Never had a clue what was going on for sure but got by anyways."

I promise if you die before me, I'll write your eulogy while drunk and deliver it with as much liquor in my system as I can handle, just to be sure that your life has been honored in the appropriate fashion.

GuD · 12-29-2014, 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyislingering

I promise if you die before me, I'll write your eulogy while drunk and deliver it with as much liquor in my system as I can handle, just to be sure that your life has been honored in the appropriate fashion.

Hehe, it's a plan. I'll do the same

None of the deathtalk though. Pretty sure we're immortal. We just don't even know it. What gastrointestinal problems? That doc was whack yo.

DwnWthVwls · 12-29-2014, 08:09 PM

"Why are you here?"

Blarobbarg · 12-29-2014, 08:11 PM

Some options:

"Died doing what he loved... dying."

"Died as he lived...screaming, crying, shooting wildly."

"Like a candle, he burned brightly for a moment, and then was snuffed out too soon. Also like a candle, he smelled suspiciously like french vanilla."

"so this was a thing that happened"

12-29-2014, 03:15 PM	#11 (permalink)
Pet_Sounds Remember the underscore Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: The other side Posts: 2,489	At the bottom of this mine lies one hell of a man. __________________ Everybody's dying just to get the disease

12-29-2014, 07:33 PM	#16 (permalink)
GuD Dude... What? Join Date: Oct 2013 Posts: 1,322	"Here Lies Mikael. Worked hard. Partied harder. Never had a clue what was going on for sure but got by anyways." __________________ I spit bullets in my feet Every time I speak So I write instead And still people want me dead ~msc

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12-29-2014, 05:04 PM	#14 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,355	You could just make the lettering really small, so that people have to get right up close to read it, and make it say "Get off of me!"