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Trollheart 02-17-2015 05:39 AM

Shoot the person above you
 
Take the gun. Don't be afraid of it. It's there to be used.
http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/a/.../300px-G28.jpg
But you have to say why. Reason can be made up but really it would be better if you have a legitimate reason for killing them. Oh yeah; people can come back from the dead so y'all can kill me or the Batlord as many times as we post, just not ever for the same reason.

And please don't say "I shoot you because you keep making crap threads", that's too obvious.

You can be descriptive too: "I shoot you in the head but you don't die so I blow your kneecaps off and ..." well you know the kind of thing we repressed people like to explode about.

Disclaimer: this is for FUN. I do NOT, and I assume nobody else does, advocate the use of weapons to sort out disputes. Unless it's fun. In which case, blaze away. :laughing:

Oriphiel 02-17-2015 05:45 AM

*bang bang*

As the smoke begins to clear, a lone figure steps out of the darkness.

"You had six journals on the first page of the journal forum. Six. But I hope you brought a pen with you, 'cause now you're gonna be writing journals... in hell!"

Three weeks later, in the journal forum...

"Trollhearts Guide to Making the Most of Being a Ghost"

Isbjørn 02-17-2015 05:57 AM

>be me
>see ori
>*sigh*
>pulls out gun
>aims
>"oh hi briks" says ori
>i don't want to do this
>"what, u gonna shoot me?" says ori
>"i have to" i say
>"but why? that's not very nice" he says
>"ur mom is not very nice"
>*boom boom*
>shots fired

Neapolitan 02-17-2015 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oriphiel (Post 1553070)
*bang bang*

Seems you've been listening to Cher again.





edit: I am a pacifist and can not participate in this thread.

Oriphiel 02-17-2015 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Neapolitan (Post 1553116)
Seems you've been listening to Cher again.

I may as well just admit that i'm addicted to the sixties. :laughing:

Frownland 02-17-2015 11:16 AM

I shot Ori with a lethal amount of morphine because he said his tolerance was high but I guess it wasn't high enough.

Neapolitan 02-17-2015 11:52 AM

I shot Frownland's sax full of lead, and now he said it sounds better than ever.

Plankton 02-17-2015 12:23 PM

I shot the Sheriff.

Deputy too.

****ers tried to steal my ****.

In a case of mistaken identity, I put a bullet right through Nea's heart.

Sing it with meh!

HAAAaaartbreakah! A pAAAAain maykah! Stole the luv right out yo heart...

Frownland 02-17-2015 12:25 PM

I shot Plankton with my handgun because he was naked in my front yard shouting Bon Jovi songs.

Chula Vista 02-17-2015 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart (Post 1553068)
Take the gun. Don't be afraid of it. It's there to be used.
http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/a/.../300px-G28.jpg

That model is LEO only. You're going to get a bunch of folks in trouble man.


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