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Old 02-17-2015, 06:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Take the gun. Don't be afraid of it. It's there to be used.

But you have to say why. Reason can be made up but really it would be better if you have a legitimate reason for killing them. Oh yeah; people can come back from the dead so y'all can kill me or the Batlord as many times as we post, just not ever for the same reason.

And please don't say "I shoot you because you keep making crap threads", that's too obvious.

You can be descriptive too: "I shoot you in the head but you don't die so I blow your kneecaps off and ..." well you know the kind of thing we repressed people like to explode about.

Disclaimer: this is for FUN. I do NOT, and I assume nobody else does, advocate the use of weapons to sort out disputes. Unless it's fun. In which case, blaze away.
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Old 02-17-2015, 06:45 AM   #2 (permalink)
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*bang bang*

As the smoke begins to clear, a lone figure steps out of the darkness.

"You had six journals on the first page of the journal forum. Six. But I hope you brought a pen with you, 'cause now you're gonna be writing journals... in hell!"

Three weeks later, in the journal forum...

"Trollhearts Guide to Making the Most of Being a Ghost"
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I know this might make me sound liek an assshole, but whole is nameless.. Like, I know then hame, but I'm not really that familiar/ Wia,t where Feel free. I have no idea what you're talking about, but whatever make s me look awesome is fine. Fuck Hesus.
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OK Oriphiel, enough of this dumb conversation. Are you a dude or a lady?
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Old 02-17-2015, 06:57 AM   #3 (permalink)
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>be me
>see ori
>*sigh*
>pulls out gun
>aims
>"oh hi briks" says ori
>i don't want to do this
>"what, u gonna shoot me?" says ori
>"i have to" i say
>"but why? that's not very nice" he says
>"ur mom is not very nice"
>*boom boom*
>shots fired
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Old 02-17-2015, 10:42 AM   #4 (permalink)
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*bang bang*
Seems you've been listening to Cher again.





edit: I am a pacifist and can not participate in this thread.
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Old 02-17-2015, 12:06 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Seems you've been listening to Cher again.
I may as well just admit that i'm addicted to the sixties.
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Old 02-17-2015, 12:16 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I shot Ori with a lethal amount of morphine because he said his tolerance was high but I guess it wasn't high enough.
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Old 02-17-2015, 12:52 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I shot Frownland's sax full of lead, and now he said it sounds better than ever.
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Old 02-17-2015, 01:23 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I shot the Sheriff.

Deputy too.

****ers tried to steal my ****.

In a case of mistaken identity, I put a bullet right through Nea's heart.

Sing it with meh!

HAAAaaartbreakah! A pAAAAain maykah! Stole the luv right out yo heart...
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Old 02-17-2015, 01:25 PM   #9 (permalink)
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I shot Plankton with my handgun because he was naked in my front yard shouting Bon Jovi songs.
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Old 02-17-2015, 01:26 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Take the gun. Don't be afraid of it. It's there to be used.
That model is LEO only. You're going to get a bunch of folks in trouble man.
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