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Old 03-05-2015, 08:32 PM   #21 (permalink)
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"Member merge" sounds like some kind of alien sexual practice.
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Old 03-05-2015, 09:33 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Old 03-05-2015, 10:32 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Translation: the size of your dick and/or boobs
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Old 03-05-2015, 10:41 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 03-06-2015, 05:49 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Don't get it. It wasn't a mistake...
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Old 03-06-2015, 09:29 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Don't get it. It wasn't a mistake...
So how big are your dick and boobs?
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Old 03-06-2015, 10:08 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Don't get it. It wasn't a mistake...
Most people don't have both.
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Old 03-06-2015, 10:11 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Maybe not most, but a lot... More than 50% of americans are obese, which automatically qualifies 50% of the male population.
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Old 03-07-2015, 05:23 PM   #29 (permalink)
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"Member merge" sounds like some kind of alien sexual practice.
Oh but it is
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