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Old 03-04-2015, 06:17 PM   #1 (permalink)
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What would you do with your victims?

How would you kill them?

Would you do anything extra with their body after the deed was done?

How would you dispose of the corpse?
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Old 03-04-2015, 06:22 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Pain experiments, I'd be very scientific about it.
Death will vary until I find a weapon of choice.
No.
Throw it in a ditch, and donate the clothes to your thrift store.
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Old 03-04-2015, 06:26 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I'd do it just like Dexter.

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Old 03-04-2015, 06:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Would anyone fuck the corpse?
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Old 03-04-2015, 06:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That would more like Ted Bundy.
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Depends how stiff it was I suppose. If you can't do it in multiple positions is it really worth it?
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Old 03-04-2015, 06:32 PM   #7 (permalink)
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That would more like Ted Bundy.
the only downside there (for the corpse) being that you couldn't enjoy him before he killed you.

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Depends how stiff it was I suppose. If you can't do it in multiple positions is it really worth it?
if the body was still relatively warm it'd be a bit easier I assume.
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Old 03-04-2015, 06:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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the only downside there (for the corpse) being that you couldn't enjoy him before he killed you.
Good looking man, but have you ever read about what he did to some of his still alive victims? Dude was a savage monster of the worst kind.
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Old 03-04-2015, 06:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Use them so I could drive in the carpool lane.

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I crawl up the grass to your window
And then open up your room very slow.

I walk into your bedroom
Then I look at you with your seven months pregnant womb

I get your husband to your front bedroom
I cut his balls of with my knife
I make him eat them right there
In front of his pregnant wife
He's into his balls off
I look at him very slow

As he bleeds to death on the floor
I want you to say don't do any more

I look at your big heavy stomach
It's already moving a little bit with your baby
I use the carving knife from your kitchen
I start to perform the operation
You say "No, no don't do that!"
I say, "I don't give a ... cat's whiskers."

I pull out your baby
I chew his hand off with my teeth
I lick him clean
It's obscene
As you bleed to death I kill it
I'm just a wicked boy


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Lots and lots of fire crackers.
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Old 03-04-2015, 06:42 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Good looking man, but have you ever read about what he did to some of his still alive victims? Dude was a savage monster of the worst kind.
Yeah, he was a pretty gross human. Reportedly violent even to those he loved and (too) freaky in bed.

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Use them so I could drive in the carpool lane.
I fucking lost it.
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