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Old 04-26-2015, 02:51 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Hello people. I decided to share some turkey sandwiches and their deliciousness here I'll share some now, and then I'll share one everyday, with some explanations.

I hope you like them.
Have a nice day/night, whichever timezone you're in


I'm not such a big fan of the vegetables outside of a salad, but this is the perfect example of a no-frills turkey sandwich. I am somewhat dubious at the lack of visible mustard, however.


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What no catsup or mayo? I know you Americans can't eat anything like this without some relish.
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I know you Americans can't eat anything like this without some relish.
You speak to the point! Most of us would very much relish the chance to eat it!
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What no catsup or mayo? I know you Americans can't eat anything like this without some relish.
Mayo is fine, but ketchup on turkey? What the **** is wrong with you? That doesn't even sound vaguely good. And where did you get the idea that Americans put relish on anything other than hot dogs? Cause we don't.
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Just be sure to stay away from those prepackaged ones.

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You speak to the point! Most of us would very much relish the chance to eat it!
A turkey sandwich is hardly a luxury.

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Mayo is fine, but ketchup on turkey? What the **** is wrong with you? That doesn't even sound vaguely good. And where did you get the idea that Americans put relish on anything other than hot dogs? Cause we don't.
I know it doesn't sound good and according to Popeye Doyle YOU DO put relish on everything.
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I know it doesn't sound good and according to Popeye Doyle YOU DO put relish on everything.
Who the **** is Popeye Doyle and where does he get his information? Americans don't put relish on anything but hot dogs, and even then only some of them. This is quite possibly the most baseless stereotype I have ever heard.
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Who the **** is Popeye Doyle and where does he get his information? Americans don't put relish on anything but hot dogs, and even then only some of them. This is quite possibly the most baseless stereotype I have ever heard.
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Granted that seems like a weird thing to use as travel guide to America.
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