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Old 12-06-2016, 10:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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OK to start with this did not actually happened. This is kinda "what if" thread. Maybe more like a murder mystery thread. Sorry in advance if the title to the thread startled you.

OK so the scenario goes something like this: a certain member of Music Banter invites the rest of the forum to particular place and does something that does them in. You are like Columbo. You must do the gum-shoe work and figure out "who dunnit?"

How to: Make it like a headline or breaking news, or a breaking news meme. Provide a picture or something.

Rules: No trolling, nothing nasty.



A man invites his forum mates to his home town, locks them in an auditorium and reads all twenty of his journals. Some slip into a coma, while others are bored to death. Authority say it will take weeks before love-ones can claim the bodies of their decease, because the man refuses to open up till he is done reading all of them.

Who dunnit?
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Old 12-06-2016, 10:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Troll Heart.
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Old 12-06-2016, 10:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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This thread is of extremely poor taste.
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Old 12-06-2016, 10:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Troll Heart.
Bingo.
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Old 12-06-2016, 11:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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" locks them in an auditorium and reads all twenty of his journals."

This clue was to obvz. It was either gonna be Trollheart or Batlord. You gotta make it a little more difficult.
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Old 12-07-2016, 12:44 AM   #6 (permalink)
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This thread is of extremely poor taste.
You have poor taste.


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Bingo.
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This clue was to obvz. It was either gonna be Trollheart or Batlord. You gotta make it a little more difficult.
Today 09:30 PM
You're obviously Troll Heart.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 12-07-2016, 08:46 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I like this thread.

You have DJ's seal of approval.

Proceed.
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Old 01-30-2017, 09:39 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Our suspect gets into an altercation with the driver of a vw wagon they are hitch hiking in and they crash into a tree. The vehicle and hitch hiker are okay. The driver is dead. The hitch hiker removes the body and tosses him down a hill, takes the wheel, and proceed across a dark and empty highway. The hitch hiker arrives at a diner where they get a cup of coffee and pancakes at 8pm. They pick up another passenger- a member of MB. As the hitch hiker travels to unknown destination they pick up other members of MB along the way and every night at 7:13pm kills one of them before picking up the next passenger. Who is our hitch hiking grand theft autoing coffee drinking pancake eating villain of aimless travel and murder?
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Old 01-30-2017, 09:43 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Our suspect gets into an altercation with the driver of a vw wagon they are hitch hiking in and they crash into a tree. The vehicle and hitch hiker are okay. The driver is dead. The hitch hiker removes the body and tosses him down a hill, takes the wheel, and proceed across a dark and empty highway. The hitch hiker arrives at a diner where they get a cup of coffee and pancakes at 8pm. They pick up another passenger- a member of MB. As the hitch hiker travels to unknown destination they pick up other members of MB along the way and every night at 7:13pm kills one of them before picking up the next passenger. Who is our hitch hiking grand theft autoing coffee drinking pancake eating villain of aimless travel and murder?
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Old 02-01-2017, 04:05 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Is that a joke? Idgi
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