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Old 12-06-2016, 10:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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OK to start with this did not actually happened. This is kinda "what if" thread. Maybe more like a murder mystery thread. Sorry in advance if the title to the thread startled you.

OK so the scenario goes something like this: a certain member of Music Banter invites the rest of the forum to particular place and does something that does them in. You are like Columbo. You must do the gum-shoe work and figure out "who dunnit?"

How to: Make it like a headline or breaking news, or a breaking news meme. Provide a picture or something.

Rules: No trolling, nothing nasty.



A man invites his forum mates to his home town, locks them in an auditorium and reads all twenty of his journals. Some slip into a coma, while others are bored to death. Authority say it will take weeks before love-ones can claim the bodies of their decease, because the man refuses to open up till he is done reading all of them.

Who dunnit?
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Old 12-06-2016, 10:27 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Troll Heart.
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Old 12-06-2016, 10:30 PM   #3 (permalink)
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This thread is of extremely poor taste.
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I'm actually beginning to think there might be something sickeningly sexual behind it. I mean why should this young, world cultured, hipster, edgy, fringe kinda dude be so obsessed with stalking a 56 year old, set in his ways, classic rocker?
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Old 12-06-2016, 10:30 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Troll Heart.
Bingo.
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Old 12-06-2016, 11:00 PM   #5 (permalink)
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" locks them in an auditorium and reads all twenty of his journals."

This clue was to obvz. It was either gonna be Trollheart or Batlord. You gotta make it a little more difficult.
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Old 12-07-2016, 12:44 AM   #6 (permalink)
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You're obviously Troll Heart.
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Old 12-07-2016, 08:46 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I like this thread.

You have DJ's seal of approval.

Proceed.
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