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Old 08-09-2017, 10:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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It's simple, just describe an event you predict to happen and the year it will happen in.

2027: Riff Raff receives an Oscar for his role as Chokey in the film "War Is Always Necessary But Sometimes It Makes Our Soldiers Sad."
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Old 08-09-2017, 10:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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2018: Frownland poops an Event Horizon.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-09-2017, 10:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old 08-09-2017, 11:11 PM   #4 (permalink)
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2019: neural imaging reveals that dogs are bigger *******s than cats.
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Old 08-09-2017, 11:32 PM   #5 (permalink)
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2019: Lucem Ferre dies.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 08-09-2017, 11:41 PM   #6 (permalink)
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2020: The Batlord dies at 34, having outlived his nemesis.
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 08-09-2017, 11:48 PM   #7 (permalink)
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2020: The Batlord dies at 34, having outlived his nemesis.
At least I get the irony of not living to see 2020.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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Old 08-10-2017, 12:19 AM   #8 (permalink)
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4389: Sun Ra makes his debut performance on the Sun.
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Old 08-10-2017, 12:30 AM   #9 (permalink)
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2018: Frownland releases music.
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Lucem, you're right, it's silly to talk about what I would or wouldn't do IRL. Glad you brought it up. Maybe you should write an instrumental about it. I recommend a piano paired with a clarinet. With ambient sounds of you hanging from your shower curtain you ****ing failure.

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You guys suck at this.... Question the oracle.
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