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View Poll Results: Jesus or Satan?
Jesus 8 57.14%
Satan 6 42.86%
Voters: 14. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 11-14-2017, 12:10 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Jesus or Satan?
Never mind if either/both exist, who would you choose?

In the blue corner: Jesus Christ, Son of God.
Special powers: resurrection (oooh!), turning water into wine (yay!), curing lepers (meh), healing the lame and the blind (losers).
Philosophy: Love your fellow man (gay), peace to all (hippy)

In the red corner: Satan, the Father of Lies, also known by many other names including The Devil.
Special powers: Anything the **** he wants to do. (aahhh!)
Philosophy: **** everyone (badass!)

Who gets your vote?
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Old 11-14-2017, 12:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Jesus had the right idea. Plus, he could save any party as long as there was access to water.
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Old 11-14-2017, 12:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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This is hands down your worst thread, TH.
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Old 11-14-2017, 12:25 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Love the poor

Great thread trolls

I’m going with JC!
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Old 11-14-2017, 12:26 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Well finally, a thread that can't possibly get heated

Well, I'm an agnostic so I'm not exactly a Christian. But Satan isn't very nice, is he?

So I'll go with the obvious choice, Zuul, the gatekeeper of Gozer.
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Old 11-14-2017, 12:28 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 11-14-2017, 12:28 PM   #7 (permalink)
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I vote for Smeenus.
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I have voted for Jesus.
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Old 11-14-2017, 12:31 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Satan cause he has the cooler name(s).
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Old 11-14-2017, 12:54 PM   #10 (permalink)
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I have voted for Jesus.
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