Things That Make You Laugh But Shouldn`t (Slipknot)

madeinNY · 01-23-2006, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by ladyluckrules

There was a program on Tourettes.
This man was just walking around Chicago and couldn't help himself from screaming "Twin Towers" every minute or so.
Another woman had a fear of glitter which came as part of the Tourettes and started to shriek when somone poured glitter on her.
*sigh*
I'm so cruel.

Why the hell would you pour glitter on someone? Now that IS funny

ladyluckrules · 01-23-2006, 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by madeinNY

Why the hell would you pour glitter on someone? Now that IS funny

Not so much that, it was similar to a Tourettes 'camp'.
Then...I vaguely remember them trying to replace the swearing with random words.
So one woman would speak calmly and then scream out "Spoon" for instance.

TrampInaTux · 01-23-2006, 03:13 PM

^^That's pointless. At least with the swearing they could cover it up by saying that they're angry. What would the cover story be with a spoon?

madeinNY · 01-23-2006, 03:14 PM

That reminds me, sporks also make me giggle...

ladyluckrules · 01-23-2006, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by hobojesus

^^That's pointless. At least with the swearing they could cover it up by saying that they're angry. What would the cover story be with a spoon?

It was just to control them being offensive,
shouting spoon won't invoke someone across the street's fury as much as screaming 'TITWANK'

TrampInaTux · 01-23-2006, 03:20 PM

This has been the only thread on this forum that has phsically made me laugh. And it's at the expense of others. I wouldn't be offended by someone saying titwank, I'd laugh. I think spoon just dulls down the whole experience. If they are going to shout out stuff, then it might aswell be good stuff.

NaNaNer · 01-09-2007, 09:42 AM

Fat girls at a buffet.

blackTshirt · 01-09-2007, 10:00 AM

i just remembered somethin i saw on vh1's "i want a famous face"

this guy was talkin about his unfortunate rhinoplasty and he said that now his nostrils aren't the same size anymore
and then he touched his nose and said "and it's squashy..i don't know what that's about.. i think there's blood in there or somethin... that sucks

"
i think i laughed for an hour

~nutshell~ · 01-09-2007, 10:12 AM

oh I saw the two poeple on that plastic surgery show- whatever one it is...and they had soooooo much done to their faces and the guy was like- my cheek is hard and bulgy and the girl was like "this whole side of his face is an implant" and they were all sad about it- too funny!

Merkaba · 01-09-2007, 01:13 PM

Me, when I was at a hydroslide pool I came down one of the slides and at the bottom there was this wee boy who had just had his go, he turned around to see me hurtling towards him.

He went all

And I couldn't stop.
So I mowed him down like a skittle.

I laughed so hard that afternoon, I know I shouldn't, but the look on his face as I barrelled towards him was priceless.

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01-23-2006, 03:13 PM
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,451	^^That's pointless. At least with the swearing they could cover it up by saying that they're angry. What would the cover story be with a spoon?

01-23-2006, 03:14 PM
madeinNY [[la de da diddy da]] Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NY...duh. Posts: 461	That reminds me, sporks also make me giggle... __________________ I cleared out my PM box...I promise. lol

01-23-2006, 03:20 PM
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,451	This has been the only thread on this forum that has phsically made me laugh. And it's at the expense of others. I wouldn't be offended by someone saying titwank, I'd laugh. I think spoon just dulls down the whole experience. If they are going to shout out stuff, then it might aswell be good stuff.

01-09-2007, 09:42 AM
NaNaNer Truth Seeker Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: The Hallway Posts: 486	Fat girls at a buffet. __________________ Oh, you can't help that," said the Cat: "we're all mad here. I'm mad. You're mad." “See I think drugs have done some good things for us, I really do, and if you don't believe drugs have done good things for us, do me a favor: go home tonight and take all your albums, all your tapes, and all your cds and burn 'em. 'cause you know the musicians who made all that great music that's enhanced your lives throughout the years.... rrrrrrrrreal f**kin high on drugs.”

01-09-2007, 10:00 AM
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 897	i just remembered somethin i saw on vh1's "i want a famous face" this guy was talkin about his unfortunate rhinoplasty and he said that now his nostrils aren't the same size anymore and then he touched his nose and said "and it's squashy..i don't know what that's about.. i think there's blood in there or somethin... that sucks " i think i laughed for an hour __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

01-09-2007, 10:12 AM
~nutshell~ Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 102	oh I saw the two poeple on that plastic surgery show- whatever one it is...and they had soooooo much done to their faces and the guy was like- my cheek is hard and bulgy and the girl was like "this whole side of his face is an implant" and they were all sad about it- too funny! __________________ Just not enough. I need more. Nothing seems to satisfy. I said, I don't want it. I just need it. To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.

01-09-2007, 01:13 PM
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,821	Me, when I was at a hydroslide pool I came down one of the slides and at the bottom there was this wee boy who had just had his go, he turned around to see me hurtling towards him. He went all And I couldn't stop. So I mowed him down like a skittle. I laughed so hard that afternoon, I know I shouldn't, but the look on his face as I barrelled towards him was priceless. __________________ Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!