Things That Make You Laugh But Shouldn`t (Slipknot)

Zygomycota · 08-22-2005, 08:19 PM

People with no teeth. heh

HomesickAtSpaceCamp · 08-22-2005, 09:26 PM

I dont really feel bad about thinking its funny but, when im behind an overwait person in line at a fast food reasturant and they order a large meal and a diet soda. I guess it goes with the skinny people and big meals.

xEmochicKx · 08-22-2005, 10:22 PM

when french montrealers call popcorn "puffcorn" and then give me attitude as if theyre so superior

SATCHMO · 08-22-2005, 11:02 PM

The word vagina.

xEmochicKx · 08-22-2005, 11:59 PM

when ppl fall down the stairs

blackTshirt · 08-23-2005, 01:44 AM

i always laugh when something bad happens, it's hard to choose
BUT
i'm not one of those who laugh when someone else trips and falls or whatever

for example: i was in my 4th grade and we were waiting for our teacher to come, after the break. when suddenly, one of my classmates, this little, skinny blonde guy, comes in the classroom with a huge cut on his face and blood dripping....
All the kids were like "whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
but, for some reason, i thoughht it was funny and i couldn't keep it in and the boy who was sitting in front of me saw that and we were both like "ccchhhhh", anyways the sound you make when you try not to laugh....
i felt bad about that, really

Motive Behind My Madness · 08-23-2005, 02:05 AM

Fat people running, when skateboarders fall and when iceskaters fall, basically anybody trying to be a hotshot fu**ing up.

Merkaba · 08-23-2005, 04:15 AM

The best one i think has to be the poor lady that tried singing the national anthem at that ice hockey game....

I never felt so sorry for someone in my life but i couldnt help laughing

1. Forgets the lyrics to anthem.
2. Tries a second time after apologising to crowd. Forgets them again. Goes back inside after crowd starts jeering.
3. Comes back out onto the ice to try for a third time and slips over onto her a*se. Crowd laughs and she hurries back inside crying.

It made it all the way over to the New Zealand news. I never laughed so much or felt so ashamed of myself in all my life

08-23-2005, 05:05 AM

^ i saw that too... hilarious....

Stu · 08-23-2005, 06:22 AM

im quite skinny and i eat fuckloads of food. i can see why skinny people themselves would find it funny because they can eat as much as they want in the knowledge they wont pile on the pounds and become fat due to their metabolisms..

people falling out of wheelchairs. its so terrible for me to find it funny i know...but i cant help it.

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08-22-2005, 08:19 PM
Zygomycota Sleazy Producer Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: 1001's: A Whirlwind of Adventures! Posts: 202	People with no teeth. heh __________________ "In your sad machine, you'll forever stay..." http://www.purevolume.com/zygomycota PM me if you have any comments^ :)

08-22-2005, 09:26 PM
HomesickAtSpaceCamp Queen Of Hearts Join Date: May 2005 Location: In A House Posts: 29	I dont really feel bad about thinking its funny but, when im behind an overwait person in line at a fast food reasturant and they order a large meal and a diet soda. I guess it goes with the skinny people and big meals. __________________ Somewhere in Texas a village is missing their idiot. HAHAHA.......... I don't get it.

08-22-2005, 10:22 PM
xEmochicKx Circus of the Stars Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 91	when french montrealers call popcorn "puffcorn" and then give me attitude as if theyre so superior __________________ *You Cannot Rape the Willing.*

08-22-2005, 11:02 PM
SATCHMO Dirt McGirt 08' Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Through the looking glass Posts: 1,647	The word vagina. __________________ We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine.....and the machine is bleeding to death

08-22-2005, 11:59 PM
xEmochicKx Circus of the Stars Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Montreal, Canada Posts: 91	when ppl fall down the stairs __________________ *You Cannot Rape the Willing.*

08-23-2005, 01:44 AM
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 897	i always laugh when something bad happens, it's hard to choose BUT i'm not one of those who laugh when someone else trips and falls or whatever for example: i was in my 4th grade and we were waiting for our teacher to come, after the break. when suddenly, one of my classmates, this little, skinny blonde guy, comes in the classroom with a huge cut on his face and blood dripping.... All the kids were like "whoaaaaaaaaaaaaa" but, for some reason, i thoughht it was funny and i couldn't keep it in and the boy who was sitting in front of me saw that and we were both like "ccchhhhh", anyways the sound you make when you try not to laugh.... i felt bad about that, really __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

08-23-2005, 02:05 AM
Motive Behind My Madness Groupie Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: In a Cardboard Box Posts: 15	Fat people running, when skateboarders fall and when iceskaters fall, basically anybody trying to be a hotshot fu**ing up. __________________ I know you feel alone yeah and no one else can figure you out But don't you ever turn away from the ones that help you down Well they'd love to save you don't you know they love to see you smile But these colors that you've shined are surely not your style Crossfade

08-23-2005, 04:15 AM
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,822	The best one i think has to be the poor lady that tried singing the national anthem at that ice hockey game.... I never felt so sorry for someone in my life but i couldnt help laughing 1. Forgets the lyrics to anthem. 2. Tries a second time after apologising to crowd. Forgets them again. Goes back inside after crowd starts jeering. 3. Comes back out onto the ice to try for a third time and slips over onto her a*se. Crowd laughs and she hurries back inside crying. It made it all the way over to the New Zealand news. I never laughed so much or felt so ashamed of myself in all my life __________________ Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!

08-23-2005, 05:05 AM
pastor of muppets Posts: n/a	^ i saw that too... hilarious....

08-23-2005, 06:22 AM
Stu Be like a squirrel Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: London, England Posts: 3,134	im quite skinny and i eat fuckloads of food. i can see why skinny people themselves would find it funny because they can eat as much as they want in the knowledge they wont pile on the pounds and become fat due to their metabolisms.. people falling out of wheelchairs. its so terrible for me to find it funny i know...but i cant help it. __________________ This is me. http://www.myspace.com/limbodwelling Good evening i unzipped my skin thankfully unscrewed my head exactly as i always do when i prepare myself for bed and while i slept this co-co came as naked as could be he put on the skin and screwed on the head that once belonged to me