The Official Best Guitarist Thread (punk, hendrix, quote, artists)

[boo boo]

Originally Posted by mosesandtherubberducky

Batio? are you talking about the micheal angelo guy that plays two guitars at once?

Yep, hes also the guy who still manages to suck so much ass despite that ability.

[FRE]

Jimi Hendrix
Eric Clapton
Eddie Van Halen
Joe Satriani
Dave Gilmour
Stevie Ray Vaughn
Jimmy Page
Jeff Beck

[boo boo]

Originally Posted by mosesandtherubberducky

^thanks

He is crazy, crazy fast but speed isnt the only thing. Its what the feeling you get from it. I say that there be a poll and the top 5 be the best group because we can argue our points until we get carpoltunnel syndrom.

The feeling i get is Pain, Boredom and Annoyance. He's awful, is he technicaly skilled?, sure, in a way, you could say hes very talented, that is if you consider technical skill the only factor in talent, i would consider songwriting and composition more important than trying to play faster than the speed of light. And the fact that some idiots compare batios horrible nails on chalkboard noise to greats like Hendrix is a real tragedy, and the fact that some even consider this man greater than Chuck Berry is even more insulting. Whats so great about batio?, nothing, hes a joke, to him music is a joke, to him its just a charade and a mindless competition, its not about the music, its about playing fast and trying to be better than everyone else, well screw that, and screw batio. I have no respect for him, because he lets the music die in his hands, and the fact he actualy makes records is a act of sheer terrorism. One of the top 5 guitarists?, IN WHAT?, WANKING?, how about pure talent for what its worth?, what does batio have other than speed?, nothing. He has no versatility, his tone and technique blows, and his improv is even worse, you want a good technical guitarist?, you are wasting your time with batio, hes a disgrace to guitar players around the world, hes a disgrace to guitar playing and hes a disgrace to music. Listen to Shawn Lane, Jan Akkerman, Phil Keaggy, Steve Howe, Paco De Lucia, Django Reinhardt, Allan Holdsworth or Frank Zappa, those are players with taste and imagination, real creativity and "real" talent, all the qualitys that batio lacks.

Also Steve Vai has been playing 2 guitars long before Batio, so much for those innovation points.

[Merkaba]

Originally Posted by boo boo

The feeling i get is Pain, Boredom and Annoyance. He's awful, is he technicaly skilled?, sure, in a way, you could say hes very talented, that is if you consider technical skill the only factor in talent, i would consider songwriting and composition more important than trying to play faster than the speed of light. And the fact that some idiots compare batios horrible nails on chalkboard noise to greats like Hendrix is a real tragedy, and the fact that some even consider this man greater than Chuck Berry is even more insulting. Whats so great about batio?, nothing, hes a joke, to him music is a joke, to him its just a charade and a mindless competition, its not about the music, its about playing fast and trying to be better than everyone else, well screw that, and screw batio, i have no respect for him, because he lets the music die in his hands, and the fact he actualy makes records is a act of sheer terrorism. One of the top 5 guitarists?, IN WHAT?, WANKING?, how about pure talent for what its worth?, what does batio have other than speed?, nothing. He has no versatility, his tone and technique blows, and his improv is even worse, you want a good technical guitarist?, you are wasting your time with batio, hes a disgrace to guitar players around the world, hes a disgrace to guitar playing and hes a disgrace to music, listen to Shawn Lane, Jan Akkerman, Phil Keaggy, Steve Howe, Paco De Lucia, Django Reinhardt, Allan Holdsworth or Frank Zappa, those are players with taste and imagination, real creativity and "real" talent, all the qualitys that batio lacks.

Touche'

Think Dream Theater then think Batio. He even has a gay name fer christ sake.

[boo boo]

Originally Posted by Merkaba

Touche'

Think Dream Theater then think Batio. He even has a gay name fer christ sake.

Well, at least Petrucci dosent use the same crappy style and tone on every album.

[mosesandtherubberducky]

Originally Posted by boo boo

The feeling i get is Pain, Boredom and Annoyance. He's awful, is he technicaly skilled?, sure, in a way, you could say hes very talented, that is if you consider technical skill the only factor in talent, i would consider songwriting and composition more important than trying to play faster than the speed of light. And the fact that some idiots compare batios horrible nails on chalkboard noise to greats like Hendrix is a real tragedy, and the fact that some even consider this man greater than Chuck Berry is even more insulting. Whats so great about batio?, nothing, hes a joke, to him music is a joke, to him its just a charade and a mindless competition, its not about the music, its about playing fast and trying to be better than everyone else, well screw that, and screw batio. I have no respect for him, because he lets the music die in his hands, and the fact he actualy makes records is a act of sheer terrorism. One of the top 5 guitarists?, IN WHAT?, WANKING?, how about pure talent for what its worth?, what does batio have other than speed?, nothing. He has no versatility, his tone and technique blows, and his improv is even worse, you want a good technical guitarist?, you are wasting your time with batio, hes a disgrace to guitar players around the world, hes a disgrace to guitar playing and hes a disgrace to music. Listen to Shawn Lane, Jan Akkerman, Phil Keaggy, Steve Howe, Paco De Lucia, Django Reinhardt, Allan Holdsworth or Frank Zappa, those are players with taste and imagination, real creativity and "real" talent, all the qualitys that batio lacks.

Also Steve Vai has been playing 2 guitars long before Batio, so much for those innovation points.

I wasn't saying that he deserves to be anywhere near great players like Hendrix, or SRV but that he is fast and being fast isnt what it is all about

[boo boo]

Originally Posted by mosesandtherubberducky

I wasn't saying that he deserves to be anywhere near great players like Hendrix, or SRV but that he is fast and being fast isnt what it is all about

To him it is.

[mosesandtherubberducky]

^ but he is stupid so his (batio) opinion doesnt count. and he will hopefully get carpoltunnel (sp?) syndrom and go poor and then have to get a real job and never taint people's minds with the idea that he is a good guitarist and that if you can play sweeps at 250 bpm then you are good. gah... how much does he make?

[Merkaba]

Batio earns 3 blowjobs and 1 handjob a day.

[mosesandtherubberducky]

By who though?