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Music Addict
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: Start, Louisiana
Posts: 126
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I think it's funny that the drug policy of the country that Ted is so adamant to defend is a complete joke...Our government rakes in the dough on cigarettes and alcohol which kill more people than all other drugs combined times 10, and yet "dimebags" (pot) which kill NO ONE are illegal...Gee..I wonder if that has something to do with the fact that our government can't profit from the legalization of marijuana?
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Bone Machine
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Jesusland
Posts: 17,381
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"So, lets say you get in a car accident and you're smoking pot. You're only going five miles an hour!" "So lets say you're at a concert and someones getting rowdy, are they drunk or high?" "DRUNK!" "Wow, we all know the truth" and so on.
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You're so evil and I'm so good, I'll make it up to you someday. |
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Whitewater!
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"Stoners never get into fights, heres why..." Baked guy 1: "What did you just say to me" Baked guy 2: "Wha...???" Baked guy 1: "You just said...just said.." Baked guy 2: "I just said...what did...I.. I just say man?" Baked guy 1: " I don't know anymore man...ha..haha hahaahaha" Baked guy 2: " hahahahaha" Together: "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
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Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!
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Why can't the government make huge profits of weed? Im pretty sure they could make a killing.
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“The night falls gracefully for those who have a love to call their own. But alas, for those to whom love has turned a blind eye – love, it falls like a guillotine” “No more waiting for fate to befall me, no. I have my dreamboat, and together we will find our destiny, choose our ladder to the sky” - Markus Pierson |
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Who Loves Ya Baby???
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada
Posts: 2,385
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Ted Nugent = Soul and Heart Dime = Wank and Noodling I calls 'em like I sees 'em
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I've been had at least that's how it looks and it's not funny like on TV and it's not smart like it is in books |
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Eh, im no fan of Dimebag, but Ted Nugent? Pffft, what a ****ing hack. No one ever says, "know whats a good band? ****ing Damn Yankees"
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“The night falls gracefully for those who have a love to call their own. But alas, for those to whom love has turned a blind eye – love, it falls like a guillotine” “No more waiting for fate to befall me, no. I have my dreamboat, and together we will find our destiny, choose our ladder to the sky” - Markus Pierson |
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Bitchfarmer
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: Between the minarettes, down the Casbah way.
Posts: 1,015
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Dimebag's not that great...........what? He's dead? Na na, He was the greatest!
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Because I chose to play the fool in a six-piece band, First-night nerves every one-night stand. I should be glad to be so inclined. What a waste! What a waste! But I don't mind. |
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