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Originally Posted by Rainard Jalen
Who can tell meh something 'bout the album?
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Well, it'll probably be released on a 1.2mm thick piece of polycarbonate plastic measuring 120mm in diameter and (unless it's released in a novelty shape, which is unlikely) weighing approximately 16 grams, containing music digitally stored on a series of tiny indentations (pits), encoded in a tightly packed spiral track molded into the top of the above mentioned polycarbonate layer, that will no doubt be of inferior musical quality to the previous album 'St. Elsewhere'.
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Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who **** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular ****ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.
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