Various Musicians Slaughter Classic Albums (lyrics, singer, dancing, techno)

**boo boo** · 06-15-2007, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Crowquill

ignorant*

I'm sorry, next time instead of saying what I think on the album i'll say what I think about them as a band, because thats more important in music right?

Thats my point, you didn't even critique the f*cking album. You just threw around your average insults and vague/incorrect generalisations about Zep.

**boo boo** · 06-15-2007, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Crowquill

Modest Mouse>Citizen Kane

The sound of Modest Mouse is essentially this. Take one formula, one format for a really really really really really really REALLY annoying song, and make it EVERY song.

All Modest Mouse songs have the same exact format. A military style drum beat, a two note bassline, a one/two chord guitar riff with an annoying Nursery rhyme melody and a tone like a cell phone, a mellotron that sounds like a beaten up Accordion made from junk and played by a 2 year old with cerebral palsy and of course the vocals, which can best be described as a Captain Beefheart robot that can sing only one note, and sings in the exact same key in every song, following the rhythm yet still sounding disgustingly off key and off time. And the robot always malfunctions, has a lisp, and comes off sounding like Daffy Duck doing a very poor Moose impersonation.

Add in some half assed, pretentious semi-nihilistic bullsh*t lyrics and ta da. Modest Mouse.

sleepy jack · 06-15-2007, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by boo boo

Thats my point, you didn't even critique the f*cking album. You just threw around your average insults and vague/incorrect generalisations about Zep.

generalizations*

Weren't you just getting on me about not knowing anything about the band and that was the problem? Now its I didn't critique every individual track? I'm sorry but critiquing every track is kind of a boring review especially when I have similar thoughts on them all which usually involves plant sounding fucking annoying or the music being your typical classic cock rock anthem or just some annoying acoustic driven song like Going to California.

sleepy jack · 06-15-2007, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by boo boo

The sound of Modest Mouse is essentially this. Take one formula, one format for a really really really really really really REALLY annoying song, and make it EVERY song.

All Modest Mouse songs have the same exact format. A military style drum beat, a two note bassline, a one/two chord guitar riff with an annoying Nursery rhyme melody and a tone like a cell phone, a mellotron that sounds like a beaten up Accordion made from junk and played by a 2 year old with cerebral palsy and of course the vocals, which can best be described as a Captain Beefheart robot that can sing only one note, and sings in the exact same key in every song, following the rhythm yet still sounding disgustingly off key and off time. And the robot always malfunctions, has a lisp, and comes off sounding like Daffy Duck doing a very poor Moose impersonation.

Add in some half assed, pretentious semi-nihilistic bullsh*t lyrics and ta da. Modest Mouse.

You didn't even critique the f*cking band. You just threw around your average insults and vague/incorrect generalisations about MM.

**boo boo** · 06-15-2007, 08:33 PM

At least Plant can goddamn f*cking sing. As opposed to Mr. Issac sounds like a Moose taking it in the ass with a mouthfull of crackers Brock.

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Originally Posted by Crowquill

You didn't even critique the f*cking band. You just threw around your average insults and vague/incorrect generalisations about MM.

See? You can't even do a f*cking rebuttal either. You take a post and change a word like you always do. Very clever.

Retard.

sleepy jack · 06-15-2007, 08:34 PM

Plant can sing? That annoying wailing is considered singing?

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Originally Posted by boo boo

See? You can't even do a f*cking rebuttal either. You take a post and change a word like you always do. Very clever.

Retard.

I don't see the point, you're wrong. In order to judge what every MM song sounds like you'd have to have heard every one and you've only heard M&A and Good News. Sad Sappy Sucker alone would prove you're wrong.

**boo boo** · 06-15-2007, 08:38 PM

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Look, I can sing like Brock. Worship me.

sleepy jack · 06-15-2007, 08:39 PM

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAWHOLE LOT OF LOVE LORD OF THE RINGS, I WORSHIP SATAN IN MY BASEMENT, FUCK SHARKS AND LITTLE GIRLS LOL IM PLANT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

**boo boo** · 06-15-2007, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Crowquill

I don't see the point, you're wrong. In order to judge what every MM song sounds like you'd have to have heard every one and you've only heard M&A and Good News.

But they sound exactly the same. Only Good News takes the format to new annoying extremes. LCW isn't any better I'm sure, and I have heard some songs from it that are pretty horrible. Teeth Like Gods Shoeshine for one of the worst songs of the 90s.

**boo boo** · 06-15-2007, 08:41 PM

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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAWHOLE LOT OF LOVE LORD OF THE RINGS, I WORSHIP SATAN IN MY BASEMENT, FUCK SHARKS AND LITTLE GIRLS LOL IM PLANT WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

At least Plant isn't a rapist.

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