The Crap Album Cover World Cup (country, vinyl, albums, hendrix)

**Urban Hatemonger** · 10-19-2007, 09:37 AM

Let's find out what the crappest album cover in the world is.

Each of you get to nominate 2 album covers that you thing are really awful. When I get around 30 nominations i'll start to pair them off against each other in a knockout tournament until we have one winner.

Here's my two nominations to start things off .......

Kevin Rowlands - My Beauty

What beauty?

Alice Cooper - Pretties For You

Just what the hell is going on in this picture?
Who owns those cars?
Why is that woman cooling her minge against that ice cream?
Why is there a shed in the middle of that picture?
And WTF has any of this got to do with an Alice Cooper album?

your turn

Wayfarer · 10-19-2007, 10:41 AM

=ladyface= · 10-19-2007, 10:43 AM

OMGZZZ. I am a little bit frightened.

I think my reasons for choosing this one will be obvious.

I hate this one because that picture has been used a million times and they couldn't use a bigger cliché if they tried. 0/10 for effort there.

**jackhammer** · 10-19-2007, 11:47 AM

Those hideous tights alone merit an award. shame because it's the last truly great Ozzy era Sabbath album.

Crap album too.

pheurton · 10-19-2007, 12:02 PM

xiu xiu - a promise

:|

I guess it's true what they say about azns

Liars: It Fit When I Was a Kid EP

**right-track** · 10-19-2007, 12:09 PM

^ Serious music nomination is...Bad hair day

Google search threw this one up.
How nice will that look in your vinyl collection?...it'll take some beating.

**right-track** · 10-19-2007, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by synapse

xiu xiu - a promise

:|

I guess it's true what they say about azns

That's just wrong!...on many levels.

**jackhammer** · 10-19-2007, 12:15 PM

I have the strangest feeling that Xiu Xiu is not a music artist...

**right-track** · 10-19-2007, 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer

I have the strangest feeling that Xiu Xiu is not a music artist...

So you're saying that it's a photo of synapse as a baby, taken with the lost WW2 Japanese soldier, who raised him in the wild jungles of Borneo?

Which I'd be inclined to believe.

The 'Liars' one is invalid too. It's an EP.

**Urban Hatemonger** · 10-19-2007, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackhammer

Those hideous tights alone merit an award. shame because it's the last truly great Ozzy era Sabbath album.

And yet the back cover manages to be even worse

10-19-2007, 09:37 AM	#1 (permalink)
Urban Hatemonger Be Jealous Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 11,887	The Crap Album Cover World Cup Let's find out what the crappest album cover in the world is. Each of you get to nominate 2 album covers that you thing are really awful. When I get around 30 nominations i'll start to pair them off against each other in a knockout tournament until we have one winner. Here's my two nominations to start things off ....... Kevin Rowlands - My Beauty What beauty? Alice Cooper - Pretties For You Just what the hell is going on in this picture? Who owns those cars? Why is that woman cooling her minge against that ice cream? Why is there a shed in the middle of that picture? And WTF has any of this got to do with an Alice Cooper album? your turn __________________ "There's no point debating anything online...Suddenly you're simply arguing about arguing. Eventually, one side gets bored, comes to its senses, or dies, and the row fizzles out: just another needless belch in the swirling online guffstorm"

10-19-2007, 10:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
Wayfarer Music Addict Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 1,718	__________________ Nothing can save imperialism, capitalism and revisionism from the remorseless vengeance of the proletariat and the peoples. Nothing can rescue them from deep antagonistic contradictions and never-ending crises, revolutions, their inevitable demise. Last edited by Wayfarer; 10-19-2007 at 10:47 AM.

10-19-2007, 11:47 AM	#4 (permalink)
jackhammer No Kickin' In The Goolies Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 11,925	Those hideous tights alone merit an award. shame because it's the last truly great Ozzy era Sabbath album. Crap album too. __________________ This is my music if you want any of my crap just holler It wasn’t difficult for me to get into character. I mean, I know the beast in me, I’ve been drunk with him for fifteen years. So it was home from home you might say.

10-19-2007, 12:02 PM	#5 (permalink)
pheurton n/a Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 984	xiu xiu - a promise :\| I guess it's true what they say about azns Liars: It Fit When I Was a Kid EP Last edited by pheurton; 10-19-2007 at 12:09 PM.

10-19-2007, 12:09 PM	#6 (permalink)
right-track black magic voodoo mod Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 6,901	^ Serious music nomination is...Bad hair day Google search threw this one up. How nice will that look in your vinyl collection?...it'll take some beating. __________________ © All right-track's posts are copyrighted to right-track Enterprises, all members wishing to quote right-track must seek permission via private message. WARNING: Due to the effects of alcohol, right-track's weekend posts may contain explicit language such as; fuck, cunt, twat and bollocks. PARENTAL GUIDANCE IS ADVISED.

10-19-2007, 10:43 AM	#3 (permalink)
=ladyface= Sounds Like Disco Tetris Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: UK Posts: 347	OMGZZZ. I am a little bit frightened. I think my reasons for choosing this one will be obvious. I hate this one because that picture has been used a million times and they couldn't use a bigger cliché if they tried. 0/10 for effort there.

10-19-2007, 12:15 PM	#8 (permalink)
jackhammer No Kickin' In The Goolies Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 11,925	I have the strangest feeling that Xiu Xiu is not a music artist... __________________ This is my music if you want any of my crap just holler It wasn’t difficult for me to get into character. I mean, I know the beast in me, I’ve been drunk with him for fifteen years. So it was home from home you might say.

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