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Old 09-01-2016, 01:35 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Where is Chelsea? I'm betting she took Bat's alt-F4 joke literally and now can't figure how to re-open Internet Explorer on her Windows 98.
You had qwerty worried.
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Old 09-01-2016, 01:39 PM   #12 (permalink)
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You had qwerty worried.
Of course he was worried! I'm his favorite aunt; plus, I'm married to the only uncle of his who didn't molest him.
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Old 09-01-2016, 01:41 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I'm married to the only uncle of his who didn't molest him.
I didn't think there was such a thing as an unmolesting uncle.
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Old 09-01-2016, 01:41 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Of course he was worried! I'm his favorite aunt; plus, I'm married to the only uncle of his who didn't molest him.
You're confused. He did molest him. It was just not as long as the others was all.
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I didn't think there was such a thing as an unmolesting uncle.
There isn't.
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Old 09-01-2016, 01:46 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I didn't think there was such a thing as an unmolesting uncle.
Sure there is. An unmolesting uncle simply molests in reverse time. It's much more complicated than chronological molestation; so I understand why you might assume they don't exist
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Sure there is. An unmolesting uncle simply molests in reverse time. It's much more complicated than chronological molestation; so I understand why you might assume they don't exist
Huh. Well that explains a lot.
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Huh. Well that explains a lot.
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Can you explain the pimple on my ass? It's just gets bigger and won't pop.
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Can you explain the pimple on my ass? It's just gets bigger and won't pop.
It's not a pimple. It's your unborn, evil twin using your butt cheek as a host incubator until he comes to fruition and erupts from your body, ready to commence his quest for world domination. (He'll probably start with Canada as a dry run... But who knows how far in the in the future that'll be, eh?)

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