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Old 01-29-2017, 09:26 AM   #111 (permalink)
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That Rapture one is just wrong on so many levels! They dress as animals and have dummies for children?






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Old 01-29-2017, 09:30 AM   #112 (permalink)
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The mixture of Christians and puppets is some of the creepiest **** ever.
I also remember reading about some preaching puppeteer who got arrested for planning to literally kill and eat babies.
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Old 01-29-2017, 09:37 AM   #113 (permalink)
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The mixture of Christians and puppets is some of the creepiest **** ever.
I also remember reading about some preaching puppeteer who got arrested for planning to literally kill and eat babies.
I honestly don't get it: what's the connection? It is damn skincreepingly weird though. Urgh.
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Old 01-29-2017, 09:50 AM   #114 (permalink)
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I honestly don't get it: what's the connection? It is damn skincreepingly weird though. Urgh.
They're trying to appeal to children?
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Old 01-29-2017, 10:30 AM   #115 (permalink)
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They're trying to appeal to children?
Or trying to start a new super-race of puppets? You decide.

Honestly, if you're trying to appeal to children, teddy bears, kittens and puppies are the way to go. Most kids would be **** scared of those ****ing dummies. And the puppets too.
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Old 01-29-2017, 11:42 AM   #117 (permalink)
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I don't think much of his audience: a pig, a deaf old lady and what looks like a whale!
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The beard on the son is a total neckbeard.
Those are quite popular among christian circles.
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Those are quite popular among christian circles.
Maybe it's how you get in. If you have a neckbeard it's like a multi-pass.
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