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Old 02-12-2018, 04:18 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Default How to sell my songs to a famous musician?

How to show my music to them? How much should I charge?
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Old 02-12-2018, 05:28 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hide in their closet and whistle the tune that you want to sell to them. I think ten million is the going rate.
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It did not help at all.
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First you need to write down the lyrics and your phone number and fold up the paper real small. Then you sneak into a musician's house, stick the paper in their box of Cheerios, and then act like they won a prize when they call you the next day.
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Make a shrine made out of toilet paper that you yourself have used. Except, instead of having your sh*t on it, you can write the lyrics to your music considering it's most likely the same thing.
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I'm a famous musician. I'll buy your songs.
My opening bid is twenty dollars.
Actually, that's my only bid. Take it or leave it.
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23 and half a pack of Juicy Fruit gum.
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23 and half a pack of Juicy Fruit gum.
Damn. Outbid. It's Ebay all over again.
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It did not help at all.
If you give up after only surprising one celebrity in their home, then you're not ready for the industry.
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