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Dr. Prunk
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Avin' It!
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The Marianne Faithful Mars bar story apparently never happened.
But...the death of Brian Jones is supposed to have been more a case of manslaughter than accidental drowning, at the hands of an over enthusiastic roadie or someone, larking about in the pool with him, who is now dead. I think they are in the process of making a film about this now. My wife believed, as a small child, that Mama Cass had exploded due to overeating, because her dad told her this. ![]()
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Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who **** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular ****ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse. |
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Maybe I can keep this one
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It would be bilogocially impossible, when getting ones stomach pumped, to know if there was sperm in there. The components of sperm are ingredients that exist in the body. In the acidic cess pool of the human stomach, the sperm would simply break down to their components. You could make assumtions, but sperm wouldn't survive in there.
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“The night falls gracefully for those who have a love to call their own. But alas, for those to whom love has turned a blind eye – love, it falls like a guillotine” “No more waiting for fate to befall me, no. I have my dreamboat, and together we will find our destiny, choose our ladder to the sky” - Markus Pierson |
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Join Date: Aug 2004
Posts: 687
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Whitewater!
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John Lennon apparently used to piss on nuns.
When they walked under his balcony on the way to church he would walk out and piss on them. Mr Lennon, how rude! ![]()
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Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!
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this bird has flown
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: paris,texas
Posts: 850
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i have a couple stories, one that i think you'll all say is bull****, but here goes:
my guitar teacher, as a 15 yr old kid, saw eric clapton at an airport, approached him for an autograph with his friends and ended up spending the day with eric. while leaving with him, eric was approached by a news reporter, asking about his recent alcoholic thang, eric, went really close to the camera and said "SCROTUM" on tv, you can hear greg (guitar teacher) and his friends laughing in the backround. one more: my friend victoria's mother, while the beatles visiting australia, hugged paul. to non-beatle maniacs, this may seem like nothing, but to me its really cool. o yea and the above two arent myths. and i sweaaaaaaaar that the eric and paul thing is true, in advance to all the yet to be non believers. adios- juan
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