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**Urban Hatemonger** · 01-13-2008, 02:35 PM

oxo are putting out a new black & white cube especially for Newcastle fans.

It's called laughing stock

**jackhammer** · 01-13-2008, 03:01 PM

To prove Bin Laden was still alive a video was released on this video the leader appeared and stated “to prove I am still alive, Newcastle were rubbish on Saturday”. The British government said “That video could have been taken any time over the last five years”.

**jackhammer** · 01-13-2008, 03:04 PM

Job Vacancy at N.U.F.C. 10-1-2008

Title: High level management position exists within multi-million people supported company.

Description: Must be able to work with and add to if possible over paid under achieving staff and understand the miss quided 50,000 people who genuinly believe you are the manager of a big company with huge ambitions.

Goals: You will be expected to get some stability into the company within the next 4 months and then spend unlimited funds adding to the over paid, under achieving sick notes that you allready have. Next year we understand that you may start the year badly as all our previous managers have but don't let this get you down we have an exceptional bonus scheme that will reward you for your failings by paying up the remaining 3 years of your lucrative 3 million a year contract when we allow you to leave and pursue a similar position at a more understanding club.

Salary: Just name your price and length of contract (please note this will be paid regardless how ****e you are)

Qualifications: No language skills as talking to the press is no longer required, no mathmatics as you can spend what the hell you like on anyone u like and we will sanction everything. However there is one must for the successfull candidate, on the off chance you manage to win a game u must be party to a night out in the pig n whistle with the owners of the club wearing your top of the range barcode uniform we will supply you with.
However if you do not succedd you can hide away while the owners rub shoulders with some bare bellied over weight nuggets who call for you head at every oportunity.

can_i_say · 01-14-2008, 05:29 AM

Thread starter should thank me. This should of been another thread dead on its arse if it wasn't for me.

pheurton · 01-14-2008, 01:52 PM

meh I prefer maddie mcann jokes personally

**Urban Hatemonger** · 01-14-2008, 01:58 PM

So do I

I just thought I better not say any

**right-track** · 01-14-2008, 02:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by can_i_say

Thread starter should thank me. This should of been another thread dead on its arse if it wasn't for me.

thank them...

6 O'the best

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN · 01-14-2008, 05:52 PM

gee, that was funny

NoiseNotMusic · 01-14-2008, 06:55 PM

MySpaceTV Videos: Waking The Cadaver - Chased Through The Woods by Mieeek

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01-13-2008, 03:01 PM
jackhammer Bald and proud. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 7,249	To prove Bin Laden was still alive a video was released on this video the leader appeared and stated “to prove I am still alive, Newcastle were rubbish on Saturday”. The British government said “That video could have been taken any time over the last five years”. __________________ My music collection.cough cough enjoy. Ha Ha charade you are. My dvd collection.

01-13-2008, 03:04 PM
jackhammer Bald and proud. Join Date: May 2007 Location: This Is England Posts: 7,249	Job Vacancy at N.U.F.C. 10-1-2008 Title: High level management position exists within multi-million people supported company. Description: Must be able to work with and add to if possible over paid under achieving staff and understand the miss quided 50,000 people who genuinly believe you are the manager of a big company with huge ambitions. Goals: You will be expected to get some stability into the company within the next 4 months and then spend unlimited funds adding to the over paid, under achieving sick notes that you allready have. Next year we understand that you may start the year badly as all our previous managers have but don't let this get you down we have an exceptional bonus scheme that will reward you for your failings by paying up the remaining 3 years of your lucrative 3 million a year contract when we allow you to leave and pursue a similar position at a more understanding club. Salary: Just name your price and length of contract (please note this will be paid regardless how ****e you are) Qualifications: No language skills as talking to the press is no longer required, no mathmatics as you can spend what the hell you like on anyone u like and we will sanction everything. However there is one must for the successfull candidate, on the off chance you manage to win a game u must be party to a night out in the pig n whistle with the owners of the club wearing your top of the range barcode uniform we will supply you with. However if you do not succedd you can hide away while the owners rub shoulders with some bare bellied over weight nuggets who call for you head at every oportunity. __________________ My music collection.cough cough enjoy. Ha Ha charade you are. My dvd collection.

01-14-2008, 05:29 AM
can_i_say Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: The Toon Posts: 215	Thread starter should thank me. This should of been another thread dead on its arse if it wasn't for me. __________________ meh

01-14-2008, 01:52 PM
pheurton n/a Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 950	meh I prefer maddie mcann jokes personally

01-14-2008, 05:52 PM
CAPTAIN CAVEMAN Ban The Unfan Now Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,808	gee, that was funny __________________

01-14-2008, 06:55 PM
NoiseNotMusic Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 143	MySpaceTV Videos: Waking The Cadaver - Chased Through The Woods by Mieeek __________________ http://imagegen.last.fm/basicrt10/re...AmNietzche.gif