Dr.Panties prescribes...

Dr.Panties · 11-29-2009, 01:19 AM

Harumph! And good day to all and sundry.

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Dr. Panties. Whilst I may be new here, I am also a doctor. This means that it is perfectly acceptable for me to touch you there.

As a doctor, I am also qualified to make prescriptions. Subsequently, and without further ado, I hereby would like to make a prescription to those patients who enjoy 'alternative' medicine...er, I mean music. Silly me! Both of the following bands and albums are from Australia, which is a fine country. Much better than Cambodia.

(1) Band: MY DISCO
Album: Cancer
Descriptors: Abrasive, punchy, minimalist math rock. (This good doctor's current favourite band and album.)

(2) Band: Snowman
Album: The Horse, the Rat and the Swan
Descriptors: A dark, tribal-esque concept album. Swirling, abrasive, disconcerting, percussive. A real "listener's" album. (Not a party album)

Take both of these, and call me in the morning.

Good day!

Dr.Seussicide · 11-29-2009, 11:00 AM

There's only one Dr. on this site

**tore** · 11-29-2009, 11:19 AM

Hey Dr. Panties. That's the weirdest introductions thread I've read in a while but it was mostly a refreshing experience. Welcome to the site!

I'll check out MY DISCO.

Dr.Panties · 11-29-2009, 10:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr.Seussicide

There's only one Dr. on this site

Well, I never! You needn't worry about me encroaching upon your practice. From our respective titles, it would appear that we are specialists in different...*ahem*...fields.

Peace, my good doctor, peace.

Dr.Panties · 11-29-2009, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by toretorden

Hey Dr. Panties. That's the weirdest introductions thread I've read in a while but it was mostly a refreshing experience. Welcome to the site!

I'll check out MY DISCO.

Thank you for your kind sentiments, toretorden. I look forward to future musical discourse and, of course, varying degrees of malpractice.

Dr.Seussicide · 11-29-2009, 10:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr.Panties

Well, I never! You needn't worry about me encroaching upon your practice. From our respective titles, it would appear that we are specialists in different...*ahem*...fields.

Peace, my good doctor, peace.

...Carry on

pourmeanother · 11-30-2009, 12:37 AM

What do I do for that itchiness down South?

storymilo · 11-30-2009, 01:03 AM

Can I nominate this guy for Wackiest 2009 member?

indienerd · 11-30-2009, 01:32 AM

This was hilarious! Thanks for it.

RezZ · 11-30-2009, 02:53 AM

Could you prescribe me some perkaset. Im out of weed and beer, and feeling lonely.

11-29-2009, 01:19 AM	#1 (permalink)
Dr.Panties Groupie Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: China Posts: 23	Dr.Panties prescribes... Harumph! And good day to all and sundry. Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Dr. Panties. Whilst I may be new here, I am also a doctor. This means that it is perfectly acceptable for me to touch you there. As a doctor, I am also qualified to make prescriptions. Subsequently, and without further ado, I hereby would like to make a prescription to those patients who enjoy 'alternative' medicine...er, I mean music. Silly me! Both of the following bands and albums are from Australia, which is a fine country. Much better than Cambodia. (1) Band: MY DISCO Album: Cancer Descriptors: Abrasive, punchy, minimalist math rock. (This good doctor's current favourite band and album.) (2) Band: Snowman Album: The Horse, the Rat and the Swan Descriptors: A dark, tribal-esque concept album. Swirling, abrasive, disconcerting, percussive. A real "listener's" album. (Not a party album) Take both of these, and call me in the morning. Good day! __________________ Trust me, I'm a doctor!

11-29-2009, 11:00 AM	#2 (permalink)
Dr.Seussicide Rainbows lick my wounds Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: I live in a van down by the river Posts: 589	There's only one Dr. on this site __________________ Dear God, At the end of it all... I will always have the comfort: That no one can ever hate me as much as I do. Sincerely yours... http://www.last.fm/user/DeusDeceptor

11-29-2009, 11:19 AM	#3 (permalink)
tore Evil Zombie Doctor Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: In the land of grey and pink Posts: 2,403	Hey Dr. Panties. That's the weirdest introductions thread I've read in a while but it was mostly a refreshing experience. Welcome to the site! I'll check out MY DISCO. __________________ ╔══╦════╦═╦═╗╔═╗╔═╦╦═╦═══╦═══╗ ╔══╦════╦═╦═╗╦═╗╔═╦╦═╗╗ ╔╦═╗╦═╗══╦═══╗ ╔══╦════╦═╦═╗╔═╦╗ ╔╦═╦═══╦═══╗ ║╔╗║╔═╗°║°║°║╠═╣╠═°╚═╗°╔╗║╔═╗║ ║╔╗║╔═╗°║°╠═╣╠═°╠═╣╚═╗║°║╠═╣╠═ ╔╗║╔═╗║ ║╔╗║╔═╗°║°╠═╣║°║║°║╠═°°╔╗║╔═╗║ ║╚═╝║╚╝°║°║°║║°║║°°°°║°╚═╝║╚╝║ ║╚═╝║╚╝°║°║°║║°°║°║°°║║°║║°║║°°╚═╝║╚╝║ ║╚═╝║╚╝°║°║°║║°║║°║║°°°╚═╝║╚╝║ ╚═══╩═══║°╚═╩╝°╚╩═╝╚═╩════╩══╝ ╚═══╩═══║═╝°╚╩═╩╝°║╚═╩╩═╝║°╚╩═╩═══╩══╝ ╚═══╩═══║═╝°╚╩═╝╚═╝╚═╝════╩══╝ ' * ¤ , . ¤ '¤,..::[ Tore's Treasure Trove ]::..,¤' ¤ . , ¤ * '

11-30-2009, 12:37 AM	#7 (permalink)
pourmeanother Saaaad Panda Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: California Posts: 480	What do I do for that itchiness down South? __________________ Life is just blah, blah, blah You hope for blah And sometimes you find it, but mostly it's blah And waiting for blah And hoping you were right about the blahs you made And then, just when you think you've got the whole blah'd damn thing figured out And you're surrounded by the ones you blah Death shows up... anddd blah, blah, blah.

11-30-2009, 01:32 AM	#9 (permalink)
indienerd Groupie Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Ithaca, NY Posts: 34	This was hilarious! Thanks for it. __________________ Tune in to Euphoric Effects! Last.fm

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