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Old 11-29-2009, 01:19 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Harumph! And good day to all and sundry.

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Dr. Panties. Whilst I may be new here, I am also a doctor. This means that it is perfectly acceptable for me to touch you there.

As a doctor, I am also qualified to make prescriptions. Subsequently, and without further ado, I hereby would like to make a prescription to those patients who enjoy 'alternative' medicine...er, I mean music. Silly me! Both of the following bands and albums are from Australia, which is a fine country. Much better than Cambodia.

(1) Band: MY DISCO
Album: Cancer
Descriptors: Abrasive, punchy, minimalist math rock. (This good doctor's current favourite band and album.)

(2) Band: Snowman
Album: The Horse, the Rat and the Swan
Descriptors: A dark, tribal-esque concept album. Swirling, abrasive, disconcerting, percussive. A real "listener's" album. (Not a party album)

Take both of these, and call me in the morning.

Good day!
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Old 11-29-2009, 11:00 AM   #2 (permalink)
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There's only one Dr. on this site
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At the end of it all...
I will always have the comfort:
That no one can ever hate me as much as I do.

Sincerely yours...
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Old 11-29-2009, 11:19 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Hey Dr. Panties. That's the weirdest introductions thread I've read in a while but it was mostly a refreshing experience. Welcome to the site!

I'll check out MY DISCO.
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Old 11-29-2009, 10:26 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Well, I never! You needn't worry about me encroaching upon your practice. From our respective titles, it would appear that we are specialists in different...*ahem*...fields.

Peace, my good doctor, peace.
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Old 11-29-2009, 10:29 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Hey Dr. Panties. That's the weirdest introductions thread I've read in a while but it was mostly a refreshing experience. Welcome to the site!

I'll check out MY DISCO.
Thank you for your kind sentiments, toretorden. I look forward to future musical discourse and, of course, varying degrees of malpractice.
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Old 11-29-2009, 10:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Well, I never! You needn't worry about me encroaching upon your practice. From our respective titles, it would appear that we are specialists in different...*ahem*...fields.

Peace, my good doctor, peace.
...Carry on
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Old 11-30-2009, 12:37 AM   #7 (permalink)
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What do I do for that itchiness down South?
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And you're surrounded by the ones you blah
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Old 11-30-2009, 01:03 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Can I nominate this guy for Wackiest 2009 member?
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You mean like bend someone elses dead and lifeless body over Kurt's dead and lifeless body, like Necro sammich? Dude that's sick and brilliant. I like you.
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Old 11-30-2009, 01:32 AM   #9 (permalink)
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This was hilarious! Thanks for it.
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Old 11-30-2009, 02:53 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Could you prescribe me some perkaset. Im out of weed and beer, and feeling lonely.
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