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Old 11-17-2005, 03:02 AM  
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*hands AK to cheeseman and guides the two merkaba outside to the driveway where tank is parked*
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Why do I start what I can't finish?
Oh please, don't barrage me with questions to all those ugly answers.
My ego's like my stomach- it keeps shitting what I feed it.
But maybe I don't want to finish anything anymore..
maybe I can wait in bed 'til she comes home. and whispers....

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Remember kids: It's only real metal if the vocalist sounds like he's vomiting up a fetus. \m/
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Old 11-17-2005, 03:03 AM  
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*Puts anthrax on tampax, ready to shove it up the person who loses the bet*
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Old 11-17-2005, 03:05 AM  
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*calls in backup to ensure that merkaba gets the tampon in his arse*
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How'd I end up here to begin with? I don't know.
Why do I start what I can't finish?
Oh please, don't barrage me with questions to all those ugly answers.
My ego's like my stomach- it keeps shitting what I feed it.
But maybe I don't want to finish anything anymore..
maybe I can wait in bed 'til she comes home. and whispers....

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Remember kids: It's only real metal if the vocalist sounds like he's vomiting up a fetus. \m/
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Old 11-17-2005, 03:06 AM  
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*hands AK to cheeseman and guides the two merkaba outside to the driveway where tank is parked*
*Gets on Walkie Talkie*


*ssshhhhhhkkk*


*F18 comes soaring over the mountains nearby*
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Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!
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*scratches arse with butt of AK while oohing and ahhing over tank*

Haha! I just put arse and butt in the same sentence.
*I know it's childish*
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*pulls out a hipflask and a lighter*
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*calls in backup to ensure that merkaba gets the tampon in his arse*
*Reverse psychology....*


OH YEAH!

Well I want the anthrax, and especially because of the tampon.
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Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!
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Old 11-17-2005, 03:08 AM  
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*backup arrives with anti aircraft missle launcher*
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How'd I end up here to begin with? I don't know.
Why do I start what I can't finish?
Oh please, don't barrage me with questions to all those ugly answers.
My ego's like my stomach- it keeps shitting what I feed it.
But maybe I don't want to finish anything anymore..
maybe I can wait in bed 'til she comes home. and whispers....

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Originally Posted by Shooting Star
Remember kids: It's only real metal if the vocalist sounds like he's vomiting up a fetus. \m/
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Old 11-17-2005, 03:09 AM  
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*backup arives with anti anti aircraft missile launcher...and PTS's mum*

Bed time mate.
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Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!
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*calls up her girlfriends to come to the scene, armed with machine guns and tight shorts*
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