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Has Cool Points In Droves
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Somewhere cooler than you
Posts: 10,167
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A few months ago here this guy was refused service in a bar , so he got into his car & crashed it through the lounge bar window.
Today during the local news they were saying he was sentenced in court , the following converstion at work happened. Guy at work - "That guy that crashed his car into the pub got his sentence today" Other Guy - "He crashed his car into a pub?" Guy at work - "Yeah" Other Guy - "What did he get?" Guy at work - "A pint of lager & a packet of nuts" ![]() |
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tension and release.
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Oakland
Posts: 1,351
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finding out that my bantam hockey team is going to play in the United Center before a Hawks vs Phoenix game.
P.S. to Fenix your goin down.
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The Erroneous Hoodlum
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Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing.
He concludes by saying, "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed." "OH, NO." the President exclaims. "That's terrible!" His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands. Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?" ![]() |
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