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10-12-2005, 10:24 AM
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They call me Tundra Boy
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That's cleared things up.
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10-13-2005, 03:20 AM
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10-13-2005, 03:58 AM
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They call me Tundra Boy
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Don't cry, short people have benefits too.
More legroom on public transport. Less forehead-on-doorframe collisions. SHORT PEOPLE LIVE LONGER THAN TALL PEOPLE (statistically true and that's not just because women are shorter and women live longer either). You can be good at fun sports like table-tennis, not boring or painful ones like rowing and rugby. People don't make you duck down at the cinema. You can hide in crowds. Trousers usually fit and if they don't you can just make them shorter. You're less vunerable to air attack (seagulls and the like). And according to the adage, you don't fall as hard. |
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10-13-2005, 06:57 AM
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10-13-2005, 07:04 AM
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They call me Tundra Boy
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On a similar note, men should stay away from cycle machines. I hear they can greatly increase the risk of impotence due to all of the rubbing and squashing during the cycling motion. Nobody I've told this believes me so far. The greater fool them! |
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10-13-2005, 07:06 AM
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well im pretty sure my gf helped do some of the damage
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10-13-2005, 07:35 AM
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They call me Tundra Boy
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Well I suppose that puts you in a good position to request the wearing of a nurses outfit, to help you recouperate.
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10-14-2005, 06:59 AM
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10-14-2005, 01:38 PM
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 Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!
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10-14-2005, 03:13 PM
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onnee loooveee
Join Date: Apr 2005
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5'2, size 7
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citizen cope She drink a beer with a proper shot She got knocked up in a pickup truck But she got engaged when she was nineteen To this dude who was acting insane Has a .45 that he always cleaned Said one day one day one too many days Now she ducked and she ran away Never to be heard from, never to be seen I check the cover of a magazine I'm just wondering how, just wondering how |
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