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Originally Posted by crow t robot
too many to single out a worst one...One morning after Halloween, I got up feeling like my head was gonna split open...
I went to get some aspirin and only 2 were left..I dropped one and it rolled under the fridge..
so I pulled the fridge out from the wall to get to it..if I'd had a gun, I might have shot myself that day
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I one time had a possessed lollipop. I dropped it (somehow) and it rolled under the stove.
And then I said screw it and ordered take out and the delivery guy had to be new to the job not to know me. He wanted to hold a pleasant conversation. I wanted to eat. That guy never made a delivery to my place again.