French Off (Guan, teacher)

**right-track** · 11-15-2005, 02:35 PM

Why is the Champs Elyse lined with trees?

So the German Army can march in the shade!

madeinNY · 11-15-2005, 02:38 PM

^^it took me a second to get that, apparently it's some type of war joke. lmao

Spikey · 11-15-2005, 02:42 PM

Ok this may not be in the tread "rules" but let me tell you something guys...DO NOT TRUST A FRENCH PERSON!!! I lived there and they screwed me over with sh*t you wouldn't believe..This is a great thread if it's to get at them. To vent my frustration. They have great qualitys but they are liars and cheats in ways that will really hurt you. This is no joke it happened to me and never want it to happen to a fellow MB..Luv you guys and the french will make you feel like cr*p if they need the money or anything like it..Just trust me here, babes and we'll be fine

**right-track** · 11-15-2005, 02:43 PM

General George Patton said that he'd rather have a division of Germans in front of him than a division of French behind him.

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 11-15-2005, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Spikey

Ok this may not be in the tread "rules" but let me tell you something guys...DO NOT TRUST A FRENCH PERSON!!! I lived there and they screwed me over with sh*t you wouldn't believe..This is a great thread if it's to get at them. To vent my frustration. They have great qualitys but they are liars and cheats in ways that will really hurt you. This is no joke it happened to me and never want it to happen to a fellow MB..Luv you guys and the french will make you feel like cr*p if they need the money or anything like it..Just trust me here, babes and we'll be fine

BOLLOCKS. I talk to people over in France quite often, albeit only a few of them, but they're all really nice people. You suck, judging all french people like that, gah, just go crawl back in your feckin hole already.

Spikey · 11-15-2005, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

General George Patton said that he'd rather have a division of Germans in front of him than a division of French behind him.

That's a nice one!
Try this..It may not be quite the same but it has a "frog" in it.

Two girls are walking along when they hear...
"psst down here!"

They both look down and see a frog sitting beside the road. The frog says to them, "Hey, if you kiss me I'll turn into a world famous drummer and make you both rich and famous!" The girls looked at each other, and one of them reached down and grabbed the frog and stuffed it in her pocket.

The other girl said, "What was that for?"

The first replied,"I'm not stupid. I know a talking frog is worth heaps more than a famos drummer anyday!!"

Spikey · 11-15-2005, 02:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ArtistInTheAmbulance

BOLLOCKS. I talk to people over in France quite often, albeit only a few of them, but they're all really nice people. You suck, judging all french people like that, gah, just go crawl back in your feckin hole already.

Ok then I will but I'm just saying to look out for you if you ever buy a house in france..I know two lovely, lovely people there who would do anything for me...And you are right I shouldn't have branded them like that. Sorry. But I have had a VERY bad time with the french and just wanted to say that.SORRY!!!!!!! I mean it!

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 11-15-2005, 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spikey

Ok then I will but I'm just saying to look out for you if you ever buy a house in france..I know two lovely, lovely people there who would do anything for me...And you are right I shouldn't have branded them like that. Sorry. But I have had a VERY bad time with the french and just wanted to say that.SORRY!!!!!!! I mean it!

Haha, no worries, it didnt bother me too much. I spent about two weeks in France on my own once, it scared the hell outta me cause I dont know too much french.. But the whole family I was with was really sweet and took care of me, and knew **** loads of English. So I like 'em, you can call 'em lazy all you like, we know its a loada bull****.

Spikey · 11-15-2005, 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtistInTheAmbulance

Haha, no worries, it didnt bother me too much. I spent about two weeks in France on my own once, it scared the hell outta me cause I dont know too much french.. But the whole family I was with was really sweet and took care of me, and knew **** loads of English. So I like 'em, you can call 'em lazy all you like, we know its a loada bull****.

They're not lazy, their system is very clever actually. Everything! I'm sorry if I offened you or the family you were staying with..They aren't lazy. I was only stating my point of view that happened to me..Again sorry

Merkaba · 11-15-2005, 03:09 PM

I wanna go to France now.

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right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,045	Why is the Champs Elyse lined with trees? So the German Army can march in the shade! __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

11-15-2005, 02:38 PM
madeinNY [[la de da diddy da]] Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: NY...duh. Posts: 461	^^it took me a second to get that, apparently it's some type of war joke. lmao __________________ I cleared out my PM box...I promise. lol

11-15-2005, 02:42 PM
Spikey Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 286	Ok this may not be in the tread "rules" but let me tell you something guys...DO NOT TRUST A FRENCH PERSON!!! I lived there and they screwed me over with sht you wouldn't believe..This is a great thread if it's to get at them. To vent my frustration. They have great qualitys but they are liars and cheats in ways that will really hurt you. This is no joke it happened to me and never want it to happen to a fellow MB..Luv you guys and the french will make you feel like crp if they need the money or anything like it..Just trust me here, babes and we'll be fine __________________ www.myspace.com/emeraldskyrock

11-15-2005, 02:43 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,045	General George Patton said that he'd rather have a division of Germans in front of him than a division of French behind him. __________________ Choose Liverpool. Choose the dole queue. Choose to scam disability benefit. Choose mind-numbing, grinding efficiency over flair. Choose Torben Piechnik, Istvan Kozma and Paul Stewart. Choose not to win a single league title since the backpass rule was implemented. Choose penalties. Choose car stereos, hubcaps and stanley knives. Choose to trade on your proud sense of tradition and then not lift a finger in protest when two American billionaires who don't even know the name of your club decide to buy it. Choose to win the European Cup whilst only having to play seven matches. Choose to bask in a perpetual, sickening, media love-in. Choose celebrities who ** off out of your city as soon as they have earned the money to do so and then spend the rest of their lives harping on about how wonderful it is. Choose to sing about Munich until confronted with your own tragedy. Choose to end it all in an orgy of self pity, just another excuse to perpetuate the grief culture spawned by your selfish, insular **ed-up excuse for a city. Choose your future. Choose Scouse.

11-15-2005, 03:09 PM
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,822	I wanna go to France now. __________________ Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!