The Truth About Santa (house, single, Atmosphere, Queen, member)

**sleepy jack** · 12-24-2005, 02:31 AM

OMG OMG OMG

*childhood falls down around him once again*

I need my sexeh pants..

**right-track** · 12-24-2005, 03:48 AM

For me Santa is like God.
No-one has actually seen him and most people want him to exist.
The only difference being, is that one of them leaves presents and the other won't even put an appearence in when you need him the most.

PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe · 12-24-2005, 03:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alexisonfire

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There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish & Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total -378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes that there's at least one good child in each.

how the hell do we manage that?

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 12-24-2005, 04:56 AM

Pahahaha. I'd love to meet the person that took the time to figure out the centrifugal force that santa travels at.

Thats pretty damn cool.

And right-track, thats a pretty dismal way of lookin at it really. Everyone loves Santa.. Even when you're 10 years old and you're only pretending to believe in him to get presents..

**right-track** · 12-24-2005, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtistInTheAmbulance

And right-track, thats a pretty dismal way of lookin at it really. Everyone loves Santa.. Even when you're 10 years old and you're only pretending to believe in him to get presents..

Quite right AITA .

And to make up for my dismalness, here's proof of Santa's existance.

My kids are tracking him on the hour.

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/default.php

Great site ^

Now stop shouting at me woman.

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 12-24-2005, 05:13 AM

Ahah, just defending Santa , you cannae blame me

And that site is genius, heh..

Imonlydancing · 12-24-2005, 08:12 AM

Father Christmas is a liar.

haha.
no one gets it.
Johnny Sniper will
&
melodyblack, but she never postss...

**right-track** · 12-24-2005, 04:43 PM

Just bumping this in case you've not seen it yet.

http://www.noradsanta.org/en/default.php

Hope you've been good.

Imonlydancing · 12-24-2005, 05:00 PM

1 hour till xmas.
tehe.

riseagainstrocks · 12-24-2005, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PerFeCTioNThrUSileNCe

how the hell do we manage that?

mormons. are. everywhere.

and it's only 6:45 PM on the East Coast. curses. I still haven't gone to Christmas Eve service.

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12-24-2005, 02:31 AM
sleepy jack dance music Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 17,799	OMG OMG OMG childhood falls down around him once again I need my sexeh pants.. __________________ I dyed my hair in a motel void met the coroner at the Dreamgate Frontier, He took my hand said I'll help you boy if you really want to disappear.

12-24-2005, 03:48 AM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,733	For me Santa is like God. No-one has actually seen him and most people want him to exist. The only difference being, is that one of them leaves presents and the other won't even put an appearence in when you need him the most. __________________ UNITED > KIDS > WIFE

12-24-2005, 04:56 AM
ArtistInTheAmbulance enchanted. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: cornwailles, angleterre. Posts: 2,599	Pahahaha. I'd love to meet the person that took the time to figure out the centrifugal force that santa travels at. Thats pretty damn cool. And right-track, thats a pretty dismal way of lookin at it really. Everyone loves Santa.. Even when you're 10 years old and you're only pretending to believe in him to get presents.. __________________ shake your wings like theyre laced with sound!

12-24-2005, 05:13 AM
ArtistInTheAmbulance enchanted. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: cornwailles, angleterre. Posts: 2,599	Ahah, just defending Santa , you cannae blame me And that site is genius, heh.. __________________ shake your wings like theyre laced with sound!

12-24-2005, 08:12 AM
Imonlydancing raaaaaaa Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bedford Posts: 976	Father Christmas is a liar. haha. no one gets it. Johnny Sniper will & melodyblack, but she never postss...

12-24-2005, 04:43 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,733	Just bumping this in case you've not seen it yet. http://www.noradsanta.org/en/default.php Hope you've been good. __________________ UNITED > KIDS > WIFE

12-24-2005, 05:00 PM
Imonlydancing raaaaaaa Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bedford Posts: 976	1 hour till xmas. tehe.