No dude, haven't you heard? Chicks before ****s. Thats how the females roll these days. Furthermore reminding us of who really has the power on this earth.
So check this out... I'm in the courting stage with this beautiful girl and you know, I'm trying to get in my "sweet/thinks of me always" guy time with her. So this was when I was in high school, and I'm gettin' ready to drive this chick home... and we're at the point that if I leaned over and gave her a lil sugar, it wouldn't be a total surprise but it would finally get it out in the open. So as you all know this is a very damn important phase.
So, we are standing there and I'm gettin ready to drive her home- and one of her gal pals comes up and is like, hey Em(ily) wanna come over tonight for a "girls night" and shes like, "Yeah" so I was kinda pissed because that means I won't get the night with her, but hey, still about 3 or 4 hours, right? Then her friend is like, "Well, you wanna come with me to pick up some snacks and stuff for tonight" and I'm like, "Oh so I'm not taking you home" bein' all smiley and ****, and her friend goes, "Oh, I heard he just wants to get in your pants anyway." RIGHT IN ****ING FRONT OF ME. And I of course try to fight back and still trying to be sweet, "Nah, I was just tryin' to be nice." So her friend goes, "By getting into her pants? Nice try big guy" She grabs Emily's hand and starts walking away talking about the party, Emily turns back and says, "Later dude" and I cringeee....
total ****block and a real bitchy thing to do. Didn't matter in the long run, Emily and I are almost in our 3rd year w00t.
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