Gym Class Stories (quote, Inci, teacher)

Ensemble · 01-13-2006, 09:30 PM

There is this new coach whatever guy in my gym class and me and one of my friends just HATE him. This guy like does so much workout himself so, he does not realize he is to strict and jerky and being too harsh. In basketball he was showing us how to stand right but, I had a Charlie-horse in my right thigh so, I wasn't doing it right and he made me do six push-ups for it. Maybe I was just too destracted from his bald head shining too bright.
Anyway, what are some gym stories of yours? Complain intil satisfaction occurs.

Renny

**sleepy jack** · 01-13-2006, 09:36 PM

I had a boner in gym class.
We wear sweat pants.

MURDER JUNKIE · 01-13-2006, 10:04 PM

I crapped myself and it ran down past my shorts and into my shoes. Damn cafeteria food!!!

**sleepy jack** · 01-13-2006, 10:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crowquill

I had a boner in gym class.
We wear sweat pants.

To add to this, when ever anyone looks i go "Cmon you KNOW your impressed".

BlueEyedSuicide · 01-13-2006, 10:14 PM

My gym teacher, Mrs. Sparby, hates me and .angie. So we basically f.uck around even more.. It upsets her. She and I spend most of gym class wasting time attempting to look like we are participating.

**LesPaul43** · 01-13-2006, 10:23 PM

Well if in a specified Basketball gym class ( we just play Basketball 5 days a week) and basically i go up for a lay go up and on my way down i land of a friends knee ( In the nuts ) so i yell out a big "Mother F.ucker" and as that happens out principle walks into the gym...not cool...he called me to his office....while the whole tim ei was fiddling with my nuts because they hurt

holdyoualways · 01-14-2006, 07:34 AM

i was picked last for a basketball team. so just to piss them off i stood there & didnt do anything. partly cuz i suck at any & all sports. it was embarrassing.

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 01-14-2006, 07:38 AM

^Cant be as embarassing as this one time we had trampolining in gym... It was actually really scary cause we had the huge proper ones, and I have no balance at the best of times, so I kinda fell, mid jump somehow, and caught my knee in my tshirt and sorta collapsed on the trampoline with my knee in my tee which then hit my face and I split my lip.

And then everyone was laughing cause I had to get taken away by the scary old wumman, whos really touchy-feely with students, its nasty..

EDGE · 01-14-2006, 11:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by holdyoualways

i was picked last for a basketball team. so just to piss them off i stood there & didnt do anything. partly cuz i suck at any & all sports. it was embarrassing.

my story was very similar to this.

jibber · 01-14-2006, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArtistInTheAmbulance

^Cant be as embarassing as this one time we had trampolining in gym... It was actually really scary cause we had the huge proper ones, and I have no balance at the best of times, so I kinda fell, mid jump somehow, and caught my knee in my tshirt and sorta collapsed on the trampoline with my knee in my tee which then hit my face and I split my lip.

And then everyone was laughing cause I had to get taken away by the scary old wumman, whos really touchy-feely with students, its nasty..

damnit, i wish we had trampoline in gym when i was in school. I usually go to open tramp night at the university gym with a bunch of people i ski with just to learn tricks and stuff. so much fun. I just got misty's down, now i'm on to rodeo's, they're fun

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01-13-2006, 09:30 PM
Ensemble Prep Massacre Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 319	Gym Class Stories There is this new coach whatever guy in my gym class and me and one of my friends just HATE him. This guy like does so much workout himself so, he does not realize he is to strict and jerky and being too harsh. In basketball he was showing us how to stand right but, I had a Charlie-horse in my right thigh so, I wasn't doing it right and he made me do six push-ups for it. Maybe I was just too destracted from his bald head shining too bright. Anyway, what are some gym stories of yours? Complain intil satisfaction occurs. Renny

01-13-2006, 09:36 PM
sleepy jack Bone Machine Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Jesusland Posts: 17,569	I had a boner in gym class. We wear sweat pants. __________________ I'm not blind, I believe in you.

01-13-2006, 10:04 PM
MURDER JUNKIE Who Loves Ya Baby??? Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,389	I crapped myself and it ran down past my shorts and into my shoes. Damn cafeteria food!!! __________________ I've been had at least that's how it looks and it's not funny like on TV and it's not smart like it is in books

01-13-2006, 10:14 PM
BlueEyedSuicide Arienette Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Minnesota Posts: 52	My gym teacher, Mrs. Sparby, hates me and .angie. So we basically f.uck around even more.. It upsets her. She and I spend most of gym class wasting time attempting to look like we are participating. __________________ ethan (is this death really you?) says: jes id fly oover there and slap you except moer like poke you cause, slapping hurts ethan (is this death really you?) says: but i wouldnt poke you gently! it would be a non-painful but still noticeable kind of a poke

01-13-2006, 10:23 PM
LesPaul43 Bring da Ruckus Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,019	Well if in a specified Basketball gym class ( we just play Basketball 5 days a week) and basically i go up for a lay go up and on my way down i land of a friends knee ( In the nuts ) so i yell out a big "Mother F.ucker" and as that happens out principle walks into the gym...not cool...he called me to his office....while the whole tim ei was fiddling with my nuts because they hurt __________________ Life's not a bitch life is a beautiful woman You only call her a bitch because she won't let you get that pussy Maybe she didn't feel y'all shared any similar interests When Life Gives You Lemons, You Paint That Shit Gold

01-14-2006, 07:34 AM
holdyoualways Smells like piss Join Date: May 2005 Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania Posts: 1,129	i was picked last for a basketball team. so just to piss them off i stood there & didnt do anything. partly cuz i suck at any & all sports. it was embarrassing. __________________ Damn, you look good & I'm drunk CLICK

01-14-2006, 07:38 AM
ArtistInTheAmbulance enchanted. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: cornwailles, angleterre. Posts: 2,599	^Cant be as embarassing as this one time we had trampolining in gym... It was actually really scary cause we had the huge proper ones, and I have no balance at the best of times, so I kinda fell, mid jump somehow, and caught my knee in my tshirt and sorta collapsed on the trampoline with my knee in my tee which then hit my face and I split my lip. And then everyone was laughing cause I had to get taken away by the scary old wumman, whos really touchy-feely with students, its nasty.. __________________ shake your wings like theyre laced with sound!