Walker: Texas Ranger (house, youtube, 2005, Lute)

jibber · 02-01-2006, 01:40 AM

This thread is dedicated to the brilliance that is Walker: Texas Ranger and Chuck Norris, with the round-house kicks. Here are some absolutely priceless clips from the show. How the writers can come up with sh*t like this, and how the actors can act it with a straight face is beyond me, but, they do, and I love them for it. Watch them all, you wont be dissapointed.

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker1.shtml

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker2.shtml

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker3.shtml

and the best of them all:

http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker4.shtml

Merkaba · 02-01-2006, 01:56 AM

Oh man this is gold.

Some scriptwriter deserves a ****ing medal.

I love them all. And the pudgey kid! Jump! Do it! *SPLAT*

jibber · 02-01-2006, 01:58 AM

"i Love You!"
*bang*

jibber · 02-01-2006, 02:00 AM

and in the spirit of Walker: Texas Ranger, here are some little known facts about Chuck Norris:

http://www.sandstorming.com/index.ph...-chuck-norris/

Merkaba · 02-01-2006, 02:07 AM

"Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard."

...Crazy bastard.

oojay · 02-01-2006, 09:22 AM

"We once had a bachelor party for Chuck Norris. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it. "

wonderful

half_baked87 · 02-01-2006, 12:54 PM

did anyone see young chuck norris on SNL? check it.

http://www.youtube.com/w/SNL-Chuck-N...chuck%20norris

Shooting Star · 02-01-2006, 01:15 PM

*Tastes the soil *...A plane crashed here.

Lmfao.

Merkaba · 02-01-2006, 01:50 PM

^ Haha that was a classic.

And the one where the guys stuck in the bear trap...*SMACK!*

riseagainstrocks · 02-01-2006, 02:36 PM

This simply proves that Chuck is more man and woman than all of us.

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02-01-2006, 01:40 AM
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Canuckistan Posts: 1,322	Walker: Texas Ranger This thread is dedicated to the brilliance that is Walker: Texas Ranger and Chuck Norris, with the round-house kicks. Here are some absolutely priceless clips from the show. How the writers can come up with sh*t like this, and how the actors can act it with a straight face is beyond me, but, they do, and I love them for it. Watch them all, you wont be dissapointed. http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker1.shtml http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker2.shtml http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker3.shtml and the best of them all: http://gorillamask.net/conanwalker4.shtml __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

02-01-2006, 01:56 AM
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,822	Oh man this is gold. Some scriptwriter deserves a ***ing medal. I love them all. And the pudgey kid! Jump! Do it! SPLAT* __________________ Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!

02-01-2006, 01:58 AM
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Canuckistan Posts: 1,322	"i Love You!" bang __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

02-01-2006, 02:00 AM
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Canuckistan Posts: 1,322	and in the spirit of Walker: Texas Ranger, here are some little known facts about Chuck Norris: http://www.sandstorming.com/index.ph...-chuck-norris/ __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

02-01-2006, 02:07 AM
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,822	"Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard." ...Crazy bastard. __________________ Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!

02-01-2006, 12:54 PM
half_baked87 sammichestime Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 364	did anyone see young chuck norris on SNL? check it. http://www.youtube.com/w/SNL-Chuck-N...chuck%20norris __________________ Its not just dancing "bro" and you're not just "going off" because you're "stoked" on some "sick" band with "crucial" breakdowns. You're not "accidentally" hitting people. But even if you are, thats like putting perfume on a pile of sh1t and calling it a fuking rose. I've had enough excuses. I won't eat sh1t anymore. THIS ENDS NOW!

02-01-2006, 01:15 PM
Shooting Star Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: I live in a house. Posts: 192	Tastes the soil ...A plane crashed here. Lmfao. __________________ I was waiting on a moment, but the moment never came.

02-01-2006, 01:50 PM
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,822	^ Haha that was a classic. And the one where the guys stuck in the bear trap...SMACK! __________________ Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!

02-01-2006, 02:36 PM
riseagainstrocks Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: JMU Posts: 3,143	This simply proves that Chuck is more man and woman than all of us. __________________ www.siegemusic.blogspot.com One note timeless, came out of nowhere...