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Old 02-24-2006, 09:44 AM  
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I like the good old coathanger wrapped round the penis, but not pencils....
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People like that should be butt raped by an oar.
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Old 02-24-2006, 09:45 AM  
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no handcuffs? no whipping? no leather jacket and boots??
Well, it's kinda fun... quite hard to explain.... *one gets embarrassed*
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Old 02-24-2006, 09:46 AM  
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and the doorknob
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Old 02-24-2006, 09:48 AM  
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and the doorknob
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Old 02-24-2006, 10:49 AM  
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"Tupic said he had no idea there were things like Viagra available but agreed that in future he will try pills before he takes any more chances with pencils."
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Old 02-24-2006, 11:33 AM  
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i like torturing my partner, in plesureable ways
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Old 02-24-2006, 02:32 PM  
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A friend of mine said that someone he worked with used to put jelly beans in his penis and then his **** would taste good and the jelly bean would like shoot out......Its one of the sickest things i had ever heard....this is no lie either
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Old 02-25-2006, 06:45 AM  
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i like torturing my partner, in plesureable ways
Handcuffed to the bed, slapped very hard, bitten and well, you get the drift... Yes, I know!!
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Old 02-25-2006, 08:07 AM  
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Didn't he know to stop once he started to experience pain?
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Old 02-25-2006, 08:30 AM  
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^ I don't think he did. Some people enjoy the pain. Don't ask....
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