blank: priceless (tickets, Slipknot, concert)

holdyoualways · 03-07-2006, 05:16 PM

yeah so those mastercard commercials are having a contest type thingy where you can fill in the blanks to the commercials that they show. see, stupid me thought i could make up my own, but no. theyre having us complete their dumb-arsed ones about a boat & a motorcycle riding writer.

http://www.priceless.com/promo/e1.html

so i thought itd be funny to make up our own priceless ads. just for he haws & giggles. i made this one up a couple years ago.

front row seats to a concert: $150
bag of tomatoes: $2.00
you & your friends getting the satisfaction of throwing tomatoes at avril lavigne on stage: priceless

gabbagabba_hey · 03-07-2006, 07:20 PM

i thought it was...

front row seats to a concert: $150
shot gun : $200
blowing avril lavignes head off on stage: priceless

but yours works too

holdyoualways · 03-07-2006, 11:22 PM

oh! i like that one better.

**LesPaul43** · 03-07-2006, 11:28 PM

Front row tickets to a concert : $100
Liquid Based Lubricant : $25
Masterbating and gettin caught and thrown out of an avril lavigne concert : Priceless

tdoc210 · 03-09-2006, 05:45 PM

front row tickets 115$
autographed poster by slipknot 30$
round trip plane fare 400$
realizing that you know over 600 dolars and about 330 hundred in intrest and monthly fees, priceless

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03-07-2006, 05:16 PM
holdyoualways Smells like piss Join Date: May 2005 Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania Posts: 1,129	blank: priceless yeah so those mastercard commercials are having a contest type thingy where you can fill in the blanks to the commercials that they show. see, stupid me thought i could make up my own, but no. theyre having us complete their dumb-arsed ones about a boat & a motorcycle riding writer. http://www.priceless.com/promo/e1.html so i thought itd be funny to make up our own priceless ads. just for he haws & giggles. i made this one up a couple years ago. front row seats to a concert: $150 bag of tomatoes: $2.00 you & your friends getting the satisfaction of throwing tomatoes at avril lavigne on stage: priceless __________________ Damn, you look good & I'm drunk CLICK

03-07-2006, 07:20 PM
gabbagabba_hey Dont Get Raped In Cancun Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: land of treason Posts: 193	i thought it was... front row seats to a concert: $150 shot gun : $200 blowing avril lavignes head off on stage: priceless but yours works too __________________ go on out get some more go on out to the bar the market or the liquor store friends dont let friends get lost in chinatown

03-07-2006, 11:22 PM
holdyoualways Smells like piss Join Date: May 2005 Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania Posts: 1,129	oh! i like that one better. __________________ Damn, you look good & I'm drunk CLICK

03-07-2006, 11:28 PM
LesPaul43 Bring da Ruckus Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,115	Front row tickets to a concert : $100 Liquid Based Lubricant : $25 Masterbating and gettin caught and thrown out of an avril lavigne concert : Priceless __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

03-09-2006, 05:45 PM
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,629	front row tickets 115$ autographed poster by slipknot 30$ round trip plane fare 400$ realizing that you know over 600 dolars and about 330 hundred in intrest and monthly fees, priceless __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.