holdyoualways

yeah so those mastercard commercials are having a contest type thingy where you can fill in the blanks to the commercials that they show. see, stupid me thought i could make up my own, but no. theyre having us complete their dumb-arsed ones about a boat & a motorcycle riding writer.

http://www.priceless.com/promo/e1.html

so i thought itd be funny to make up our own priceless ads. just for he haws & giggles. i made this one up a couple years ago.

front row seats to a concert: $150
bag of tomatoes: $2.00
you & your friends getting the satisfaction of throwing tomatoes at avril lavigne on stage: priceless

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gabbagabba_hey

i thought it was...

front row seats to a concert: $150
shot gun : $200
blowing avril lavignes head off on stage: priceless

but yours works too

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friends dont let friends get lost in chinatown

holdyoualways

oh! i like that one better.

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Laces Out Dan!

Front row tickets to a concert : $100
Liquid Based Lubricant : $25
Masterbating and gettin caught and thrown out of an avril lavigne concert : Priceless

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tdoc210

front row tickets 115$
autographed poster by slipknot 30$
round trip plane fare 400$
realizing that you know over 600 dolars and about 330 hundred in intrest and monthly fees, priceless

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We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.