Music Banter

Go Back   Music Banter > Community Center > The Lounge
Register Blogging Search Today's Posts Mark Forums Read
Welcome to Music Banter Forum! Make sure to register - it's free and very quick! You have to register before you can post and participate in our discussions with over 70,000 other registered members. After you create your free account, you will be able to customize many options, you will have the full access to over 1,100,000 posts.

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 03-07-2006, 05:16 PM   #1 (permalink)
Elevator to the moon
 
holdyoualways's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania
Posts: 1,088
Send a message via AIM to holdyoualways Send a message via MSN to holdyoualways
Default blank: priceless

yeah so those mastercard commercials are having a contest type thingy where you can fill in the blanks to the commercials that they show. see, stupid me thought i could make up my own, but no. theyre having us complete their dumb-arsed ones about a boat & a motorcycle riding writer.

http://www.priceless.com/promo/e1.html

so i thought itd be funny to make up our own priceless ads. just for he haws & giggles. i made this one up a couple years ago.

front row seats to a concert: $150
bag of tomatoes: $2.00
you & your friends getting the satisfaction of throwing tomatoes at avril lavigne on stage: priceless

__________________
You're my satellite <3
holdyoualways is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-07-2006, 07:20 PM   #2 (permalink)
Dont Get Raped In Cancun
 
gabbagabba_hey's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: land of treason
Posts: 193
Default

i thought it was...

front row seats to a concert: $150
shot gun : $200
blowing avril lavignes head off on stage: priceless

but yours works too
__________________

go on out
get some more
go on out
to the bar
the market or the liquor store

friends dont let friends get lost in chinatown
gabbagabba_hey is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-07-2006, 11:22 PM   #3 (permalink)
Elevator to the moon
 
holdyoualways's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Snowy, cold, miserable Pennsylvania
Posts: 1,088
Send a message via AIM to holdyoualways Send a message via MSN to holdyoualways
Default

oh! i like that one better.
__________________
You're my satellite <3
holdyoualways is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-07-2006, 11:28 PM   #4 (permalink)
I love Puck
 
Laces Out Dan!'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: British Columbia
Posts: 4,616
Default

Front row tickets to a concert : $100
Liquid Based Lubricant : $25
Masterbating and gettin caught and thrown out of an avril lavigne concert : Priceless
__________________
We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.
Laces Out Dan! is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 03-09-2006, 05:45 PM   #5 (permalink)
ashes against the grain
 
tdoc210's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: new hampsha
Posts: 2,617
Send a message via AIM to tdoc210 Send a message via MSN to tdoc210
Default

front row tickets 115$
autographed poster by slipknot 30$
round trip plane fare 400$
realizing that you know over 600 dolars and about 330 hundred in intrest and monthly fees, priceless
__________________
We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.
tdoc210 is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

Thread Tools
Display Modes

Similar Threads



2003-2016 Advameg, Inc.

SEO by vBSEO 3.5.2 ©2010, Crawlability, Inc.