life lessons. (rock)

**right-track** · 03-28-2006, 05:11 PM

Never shout "Fuck off yer black bastards" to a group of black lads hanging around on a street corner in the Moss Side area of Manchester, especially whilst on a motorbike and extra especially just as the traffic lights change.

My mate did and he stalled the bike. He was hospitalised.

DontRunMeOver · 03-28-2006, 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by right-track

Never shout "Fuck off yer black bastards" to a group of black lads hanging around on a street corner in the Moss Side area of Manchester, especially whilst on a motorbike and extra especially just as the traffic lights change.

My mate did and he stalled the bike. He was hospitalised.

Where's a camcorder when you need it?

Can just imagine him desperately trying to kick-start.

adidasss · 03-28-2006, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by DontRunMeOver

I'd say it should be changed slightly to "Put things into perspective. If you take a step back, look at what you really want and look at what might happen if you try but fail, then you'll see that in most cases the risk is well worth it. If you try and fail then usually there is no harm done. If you try and succeed then, well that's what life is really about, isn't it! NOTE: This does not count in the case of homicide, rape or many other immoral and illegal activities."

Or to put it another way. Don't let fear of failure make a loser out of you. Grow some balls and go get what (or who!) you want.

or to put it shortly, what she said.... everything you said was implied....

DontRunMeOver · 03-28-2006, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

or to put it shortly, what she said.... everything you said was implied....

Yes. I'm going round in circles.

Don't go round in circles. Especially not when you should be going to bed. Unless your a dog. They always circle before they go to bed. Or lick their balls.

SaTaNsChIlD666 · 03-28-2006, 05:23 PM

never put twinkies on ur pizza- heavyweights

god that movies hilarious.

Mama Booze · 03-28-2006, 05:25 PM

never mess with a guy named Larzzzzz.

I love that movie also.

jibber · 03-28-2006, 09:00 PM

I would write out a big long schpiel, but I like the one in my sig, it pretty much sums it up.

"your toughest competitor lives in your head. some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. stomp his ass."

explosions-in-my-pants · 03-28-2006, 09:18 PM

remember when a girl/guy breaks your heart, that there's at least ten more waiting to break your heart...

wait, wait, wait, and wait some more.. get to know a girl before planning to be happy forever with her.. make sure you don't **** up or you'll end up with a life time of heart break...

Merkaba · 03-28-2006, 09:38 PM

Your advice sucks.

I'm guessing about 23 people will hang themselves after reading that

jibber · 03-28-2006, 11:12 PM

I'm gonna put in another one.

Growing up mean's realizing that no matter how hard you think your life is, there will always be someone who has it far worse. It means acknowledging that everyone has their own problems to deal with, and that you can never truly know what is going on in someone else's life. Above all, growing up is learning that you will always be in situations that you hate, that life isn't fair, and that it isn't perfect for anyone, and that's what makes it worth living. Because for all the hardships we go through, there are always the moments and the people that get us through it, and most importantly, give us the strength to get through things on our own.

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03-28-2006, 05:11 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,772	Never shout "Fuck off yer black bastards" to a group of black lads hanging around on a street corner in the Moss Side area of Manchester, especially whilst on a motorbike and extra especially just as the traffic lights change. My mate did and he stalled the bike. He was hospitalised. __________________ UNITED > KIDS > WIFE

03-28-2006, 05:23 PM
SaTaNsChIlD666 IM COMING FOR YOU! Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: bottomless pit of self mutilation Posts: 284	never put twinkies on ur pizza- heavyweights god that movies hilarious. __________________ I'm a monster so don't walk my way. I'll drag you down & suck you dry. Don't laugh at my jokes- the punchline is murder. Don't enjoy my touch, every caress hides a chokehold. I'm only happy when I've ruined everything I see. Believe everything you've ever heard about me- suck it up. I will not lie about what I have done, I will not lie about what I will do to you, the sweat of my exertion is pure poison, I'm hell..---Lamb of God

03-28-2006, 05:25 PM
Mama Booze Here's lookin at you, kid Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: The White Hotel Posts: 359	never mess with a guy named Larzzzzz. I love that movie also.

03-28-2006, 09:00 PM
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Canuckistan Posts: 1,458	I would write out a big long schpiel, but I like the one in my sig, it pretty much sums it up. "your toughest competitor lives in your head. some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. stomp his ass." __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

03-28-2006, 09:18 PM
explosions-in-my-pants angel of tragic days Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 943	remember when a girl/guy breaks your heart, that there's at least ten more waiting to break your heart... wait, wait, wait, and wait some more.. get to know a girl before planning to be happy forever with her.. make sure you don't **** up or you'll end up with a life time of heart break...

03-28-2006, 09:38 PM
Merkaba Whitewater! Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: New Zealand Posts: 2,823	Your advice sucks. I'm guessing about 23 people will hang themselves after reading that __________________ Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!

03-28-2006, 11:12 PM
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Canuckistan Posts: 1,458	I'm gonna put in another one. Growing up mean's realizing that no matter how hard you think your life is, there will always be someone who has it far worse. It means acknowledging that everyone has their own problems to deal with, and that you can never truly know what is going on in someone else's life. Above all, growing up is learning that you will always be in situations that you hate, that life isn't fair, and that it isn't perfect for anyone, and that's what makes it worth living. Because for all the hardships we go through, there are always the moments and the people that get us through it, and most importantly, give us the strength to get through things on our own. __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER