Release Of Sexual Tension Thread (albums, track, quote)

Crowe · 05-08-2006, 02:10 AM

Dunno if we've had one of these - am I allowed to start saying "we" yet? When is my temporary observation period over with? Anyhoo. Let's all become closer by revealing our deepest, darkest fantasies...

Mine is pretty simple - I am a man of simple pleasures...

Hot Air Balloon sex. I would love to make love in a hot air balloon over... Ireland, or somewhere else very, very green (New Zealand, perhaps?) But not only in an air balloon - I would be wearing a WWI fighter pilot outfit and my buxom beauty would be wearing a nurses outfit!

And I wish I was kidding...

Your turns!

lance NZ · 05-08-2006, 02:25 AM

the way things have been going for me lately any lovein would be a true fantasy.
but mine right now might be something like, (girl come`s over and lets me)

sad but true

MURDER JUNKIE · 05-08-2006, 02:39 AM

in a kiddie pool filled with baby oil

heh, that would be cool................................and messy

**right-track** · 05-08-2006, 08:22 AM

I would like to put all the people I truly hate, in a barn and burn the bastards alive. If your thinking this has nothing to do with releasing sexual tension...think again.

Also, an all over fanny (English defination of the word applies here) massage by two Thai chicks, with lashings of baby oil... would do nicely.

MURDER JUNKIE · 05-08-2006, 08:29 AM

^sign me up for one of those too

With "happy ending" of course

Doc.DGAF · 05-08-2006, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by right-track

Also, an all over fanny (English defination of the word applies here) massage by two Thai chicks, with lashings of baby oil... would do nicely.

That's a little disturbing.

I think mine'd be...to go to my ex's school and bend her over in the courtyard with a megaphone and video camera.

explosions-in-my-pants · 05-08-2006, 10:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

I would like to put all the people I truly hate, in a barn and burn the bastards alive. If your thinking this has nothing to do with releasing sexual tension...think again.

Also, an all over fanny (English defination of the word applies here) massage by two Thai chicks, with lashings of baby oil... would do nicely.

sounds a little like a future serial killer

mine sexually would have to be: = normaly girly thing.
me and the one i'm with out caught in the rain.. finding an old cabin.. going in it lighting a fire, and some candles.. cuddling and making love on the floor in front of the fire place.

and

having my guy tell me for the first time that he loves me and actually mean it, unlike every guy in my past. then having hot and heavey sex.

bruise_violet · 05-08-2006, 10:29 AM

Awww EIMP that is so sweet

stakeraiser · 05-08-2006, 11:52 AM

Love in an elevator

Livin it up when I'm goin down

bruise_violet · 05-08-2006, 12:09 PM

haha good one.

Well, I just want to sleep with as many bands as possible. When I'm 'legal', of course

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05-08-2006, 02:10 AM
Crowe Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Chicago/St. Louie Posts: 730	Release Of Sexual Tension Thread Dunno if we've had one of these - am I allowed to start saying "we" yet? When is my temporary observation period over with? Anyhoo. Let's all become closer by revealing our deepest, darkest fantasies... Mine is pretty simple - I am a man of simple pleasures... Hot Air Balloon sex. I would love to make love in a hot air balloon over... Ireland, or somewhere else very, very green (New Zealand, perhaps?) But not only in an air balloon - I would be wearing a WWI fighter pilot outfit and my buxom beauty would be wearing a nurses outfit! And I wish I was kidding... Your turns! __________________ My silly experimental band: www.myspace.com/boyfromthestarsmusic

05-08-2006, 02:25 AM
lance NZ Groupie Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 0	the way things have been going for me lately any lovein would be a true fantasy. but mine right now might be something like, (girl come`s over and lets me) sad but true __________________ kiwi`s rule the world!

05-08-2006, 02:39 AM
MURDER JUNKIE Tiggers Like To BOUNCE!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,445	in a kiddie pool filled with baby oil heh, that would be cool................................and messy __________________ MINIMUM WAGE IS A GATEWAY DRUG

05-08-2006, 08:22 AM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,772	I would like to put all the people I truly hate, in a barn and burn the bastards alive. If your thinking this has nothing to do with releasing sexual tension...think again. Also, an all over fanny (English defination of the word applies here) massage by two Thai chicks, with lashings of baby oil... would do nicely. __________________ UNITED > KIDS > WIFE

05-08-2006, 08:29 AM
MURDER JUNKIE Tiggers Like To BOUNCE!! Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,445	^sign me up for one of those too With "happy ending" of course __________________ MINIMUM WAGE IS A GATEWAY DRUG

05-08-2006, 10:29 AM
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 359	Awww EIMP that is so sweet __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...

05-08-2006, 11:52 AM
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05-08-2006, 12:09 PM
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 359	haha good one. Well, I just want to sleep with as many bands as possible. When I'm 'legal', of course __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...