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Old 06-05-2006, 04:33 PM  
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Ok a plane crashes on an island made of solid rock
Half the passengers die.
They have no spades so how did they bury the surviviors?
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Old 06-05-2006, 04:33 PM  
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Oldest one in the book.
You don't bury survivors.
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Old 06-05-2006, 04:34 PM  
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I did actually get someone with that.

Mind you it was in a pub
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Old 06-05-2006, 04:35 PM  
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Haha.
Okay, new riddle. EXPLAIN YOUR ANSWER:

You're driving a bus that is leaving on a trip from Pennsylvania and ending in New York. To start off with, there were 32 passengers on the bus. At the next bus stop, 11 people get off and 9 people get on. At the next bus stop, 2 people get off and 2 people get on. At the next bus stop, 12 people get on and 16 people get off. At the next bus stop, 5 people get on and 3 people get off. Question: What color are the bus driver's eyes?
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Old 06-05-2006, 04:37 PM  
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Brown.
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Old 06-05-2006, 04:37 PM  
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green. my eyes are green.

Edit: I explained, does that count anything because, fucking hell I've too late on every single one since like one o'clock.
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Okay sminintheundertow, post a new riddle.
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green. my eyes are green.
I should have specified...you win.
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What happened in the year 1961 that wont happen for about another 4,000 years?
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the number can be read the same upside down.
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