^If gh is pronounced P in Hiccough...
If ough is pronounced O in Dough...
If phth is pronounced T in Phthisis...
If eigh is pronounced A in Neighbour...
If tte is pronounced T in Gazette...
If eau is pronounced O in Plateau...
...then it should be possible to spell potato as ghoughphtheightteeau.
Swim; Errrr no?...
Smartypants, that was a tough one too

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Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!