yo son, las night i had this nightmare that my homie's psycho ex bitch had stolen my cake and wouldnt give dat **** back, so i attacked her repeatedly with a stick, hard, until she repented, which she eventually did after her top fell off. sort of made sense cos she was writhing on a sofa at the time and her shirt had been pulled up by tha friction. anyway tha bitch eventually repented and i told her she could have the cake cos i didn't really want dat **** afta all, and she told me to continue the beatings cos she was really enjoyin it, so i did but not until ramming my van winkle down her throat while whackin her harder and harder with this bamboo stick while she rubbed gâteaux into her nipples and up her foaming clunge.
naamean?
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