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06-11-2006, 06:00 AM
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that's my war face.
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The (hobo)Jesus Springer show
Ladies and gentlemen (and MURDER JUNKIE) welcome to the (hobo)Jesus Springer show! In an act of sheer boredom (2 more hours till I go out...my soul is slipping away) I have created this here thread for you all to enjoy! (hopefully).
So here's how it goes... Tell us a problem, and Jesus Springer (me) will try too help you with it! There will be audience participation allowed, and we shall deal with one problem at a time. Don't all come rushing at once! When I have decided that I've had enough with the one problem I'll simply post NEXT and then someone else must jump in with one of their problems. Good, harmless fun. And if it does get a bit too rowdy I've got a coupla bodyguards on standby to smack yo bitches down!!! Begin... |
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06-11-2006, 06:13 AM
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From beyond the grave
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Merseyside, UK
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I have a problem with this thread.
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"In this Catholic Club they never had the ****ing TV on and I was going, 'That Big Brother, it won't catch on. British people won't watch that ****.' And then they went, at nine o' clock, 'Shh!' and turned the telly on! It was, like, people asleep in bed. To me, I can't understand that. The encouraging thing is, 'You were right all along, Smith: people are stupid." - Mark E Smith |
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06-11-2006, 06:16 AM
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that's my war face.
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Okay. Here's my advice.
**** YOU. EDIT: NEXT! |
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06-11-2006, 06:19 AM
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Avin' It!
Join Date: May 2005
Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA
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Quote:
hobo...chill out.
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UNITED > KIDS > WIFE
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06-11-2006, 06:20 AM
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Tiggers Like To BOUNCE!!
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada
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I want to go out and get a coffee, but my car is across town cuz I was too drunk to drive yesturday
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 MINIMUM WAGE IS A GATEWAY DRUG |
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06-11-2006, 06:21 AM
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that's my war face.
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Twas a joke. My silly sense of humour is obviously not being recognised today. I think from now on I should finish all of my posts with this....
JOKE As most of my posts are a joke anyways. So, problems please... let's not ruin this thread before it's 5th post. |
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06-11-2006, 06:22 AM
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that's my war face.
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06-11-2006, 06:23 AM
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Tiggers Like To BOUNCE!!
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oh, just remembered the wife's car. Back soon
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06-11-2006, 06:25 AM
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that's my war face.
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Next.
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06-11-2006, 06:28 AM
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From beyond the grave
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Merseyside, UK
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Haha I was just testing ya. I'll happily supply coffee for all!
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"In this Catholic Club they never had the ****ing TV on and I was going, 'That Big Brother, it won't catch on. British people won't watch that ****.' And then they went, at nine o' clock, 'Shh!' and turned the telly on! It was, like, people asleep in bed. To me, I can't understand that. The encouraging thing is, 'You were right all along, Smith: people are stupid." - Mark E Smith |
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