I'm a hair away from being on topic here so have you made your own dictionary out of all this fook and mebbe stuff yet Aita?
You seem to have it downpacked.
OH! And I have no appreciation for anything Apple

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Right you lot, shut it. Strewth Fowler my son, all looks a bit pear-shaped round here or what. The govenor's talking, Saturday's game, very dodgy, very naughty, could go a little pear-shaped. If there's a rough things might be well iffy. These faces are a little bit hard, know what I mean, a little bit of oof, have some of that my son, bosh, sorted, ta ta, got me, so be clever. Good, now shut it!