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Imonlydancing · 07-12-2006, 11:15 AM

I don't smoke

I mean, I have done, but it's rank.
I go to so many places where people smoke that i probably have so much crap from them in me, eurgh.
I don't mind people who smoke weed as much, i don't know why, i just have a different oppinion on in...

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 07-12-2006, 11:16 AM

not as harmful is all, i guess.
& is way more fun than smoking.

i smoke.. but in no way am i a heavy smoker.
like, people i know, that smoke about 47 a day.
thats just plain silleh. i dont even think i could find the time in the day for that. jeez.

Imonlydancing · 07-12-2006, 11:19 AM

ha, yes it's waaaaayy more fun than smoking...
anyway...

EDGE · 07-12-2006, 11:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inquisitor

I don't smoke.

I don't mind people who do smoke though; they can smoke themselves silly for all I care.

Thing is, I can't help but look down on them. Afterall, they're either completely dumb (still don't understand the risks), senslessly addicted, (lack of will power), or so arrogant that they think they're somehow immune.

Smokers only really bother me when they smoke without consideration for others around them. (Sure, sure, as the last poster admitted, not all non-smokers mind being smoked around - just the realistic and educated majority).

The talk of a complete ban of smoking is crazy. Despite the amount that smokers leech from the nhs here in the UK, they still generate masses of capital through tax. A ban in all public places would make much more sense. Like I say, so long as their smoke isn't effecting me or anybody else who doesn't wish to be effected, they have a god-given right to smoke in their own smoke-filled sheetholes. I also, btw, think suicide should be legalised. It's a god-given right, surely. (same logic).

Just to throw another spanner in the works, whilst typing this I've devised a fantastic way of curing a smoker's desire to smoke. What you do is you tie the patient to a chair with their arms tied behind their back, then force them to smoke cigarettes and/or cigars continuously, 20 or so at a time. (Big deep breaths). Whilst doing this you wear a protective nose and mouth mask, obviously to shield yourself from all the crap they'll be spewing everywhere. All lit cigars/cigarettes that are either spat out or finished with are stubbed out on the person's face and then swiftly replaced.

I promise that after around 10-15 hours of this smoking-stubbing-replacing cycle, they will never wish to smoke a cigarette/cigar ever again.

Trauma · 07-12-2006, 04:30 PM

I smoked for three years and quit cold turkey on 6/7/06, it's awfully hard.
I don't mind people who smoke around me, but I do mind pregnant women smoking, that's not right.

Edit: Pregnant women piss me off in general. And "cancer sticks" are hard to resist so I don't know how long I'll keep it up.

under · 07-12-2006, 04:31 PM

I don't smoke.....much.
I only do it when I really need to.

EDGE · 07-12-2006, 06:30 PM

"when I really need to"

**sleepy jack** · 07-12-2006, 06:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by H.I.M

I don't smoke.....much.
I only do it when I really need to.

When satan gets ya down?

**cardboard adolescent** · 07-12-2006, 07:43 PM

I only smoke when there's nonsmokers around, so I can use their healthy, non-corroded bodies as ashtrays.

tdoc210 · 07-12-2006, 08:45 PM

I dont smoke don't plan to, it killed my grandfather, but i don't care if people do it around me

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07-12-2006, 11:15 AM
Imonlydancing raaaaaaa Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bedford Posts: 976	I don't smoke I mean, I have done, but it's rank. I go to so many places where people smoke that i probably have so much crap from them in me, eurgh. I don't mind people who smoke weed as much, i don't know why, i just have a different oppinion on in...

07-12-2006, 11:16 AM
ArtistInTheAmbulance enchanted. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: cornwailles, angleterre. Posts: 2,599	not as harmful is all, i guess. & is way more fun than smoking. i smoke.. but in no way am i a heavy smoker. like, people i know, that smoke about 47 a day. thats just plain silleh. i dont even think i could find the time in the day for that. jeez. __________________ shake your wings like theyre laced with sound!

07-12-2006, 11:19 AM
Imonlydancing raaaaaaa Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Bedford Posts: 976	ha, yes it's waaaaayy more fun than smoking... anyway...

07-12-2006, 06:30 PM
EDGE onnee loooveee Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Leominster, Massachuetts Posts: 1,034	"when I really need to" __________________ citizen cope She drink a beer with a proper shot She got knocked up in a pickup truck But she got engaged when she was nineteen To this dude who was acting insane Has a .45 that he always cleaned Said one day one day one too many days Now she ducked and she ran away Never to be heard from, never to be seen I check the cover of a magazine I'm just wondering how, just wondering how

07-12-2006, 07:43 PM
cardboard adolescent time isn't on my side Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Chicago Posts: 2,674	I only smoke when there's nonsmokers around, so I can use their healthy, non-corroded bodies as ashtrays. __________________ Free Music! Free Art! Free Prose! The Ocean Will Have Us All

07-12-2006, 08:45 PM
tdoc210 ashes against the grain Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: new hampsha Posts: 2,629	I dont smoke don't plan to, it killed my grandfather, but i don't care if people do it around me __________________ We went back there and they had come and hacked off every inoculated arm. There they were in a pile. A pile of little arms. And I remember... I... I... I cried. I wept like some grandmother. I wanted to tear my teeth out. I didn't know what I wanted to do. And I want to remember it. I never want to forget it. I never want to forget. And then I realized... like I was shot... like I was shot with a diamond... a diamond bullet right through my forehead. And I thought: My God... the genius of that.