Favorite dumb law? (track, quote)

Rockafella Skank · 12-28-2003, 12:37 PM

Check this site out http://www.dumblaws.com and reply with your favorite of all the dumb laws are. Here's are a dumb one from one of the cities in my state:

"It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire."

Thrice · 12-28-2003, 05:25 PM

If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.

Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.

Thats Florida For Ya.

MobilizeTerror · 12-28-2003, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Thrice

Thats Florida For Ya.

Fireworks stores may not sell fireworks to Pennsylvania residents. -That is one in Pennsylvania.

BTW, I hate Florida, it sucks.

Thrice · 12-28-2003, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by MobilizeTerror

BTW, I hate Florida, it sucks.

BTW, So do I, Im from Buffalo.

IamAlejo · 12-29-2003, 10:04 AM

florida is pretty nice....ya'll must be jealous. I go down there all the time in the summer. Except the old people can get annoying

MobilizeTerror · 12-29-2003, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by IamAlejo

florida is pretty nice....ya'll must be jealous. I go down there all the time in the summer. Except the old people can get annoying

I'm not jealous, I moved for a reason. But anyway, sure its okay to go down there but to live there it sucks. It is so hot and humid and no one can drive.. It just sucks lol.

Xarius · 12-29-2003, 03:53 PM

Alabama
Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate.
Sex toys are banned throughout the state.
Solitaire may not be played on Sundays.
It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death.

Wow...that place is really DUMB.

Thrice · 12-29-2003, 11:38 PM

LOL not jealous of it...I live there. it sucks.

*Josie* · 12-02-2004, 08:40 PM

Children may not purchase cigarettes, but they may smoke them.

It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burgular.

Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.

The legal age for straight sex is 16, unless the person is in the care/custody of the older person, in which case it is 18.

It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.

MyWorld · 12-02-2004, 10:39 PM

Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger.

It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots.

People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.

Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.

Molesting an automobile is illegal.

No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger.

You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer.

Those are all from Oklahoma.

Virginia: Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary.

Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone.

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12-28-2003, 12:37 PM
Rockafella Skank Management Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Connecticut Posts: 615	Favorite dumb law? Check this site out http://www.dumblaws.com and reply with your favorite of all the dumb laws are. Here's are a dumb one from one of the cities in my state: "It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire."

12-28-2003, 05:25 PM
Thrice Old School? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 1,363	If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal. You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays. Thats Florida For Ya. __________________ Vote for me this election and I will legalize marijuana.

12-29-2003, 10:04 AM
IamAlejo Muck Fusic Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Virginia Beach Posts: 1,214	florida is pretty nice....ya'll must be jealous. I go down there all the time in the summer. Except the old people can get annoying __________________ a man, a plan, a canal, panama

12-29-2003, 03:53 PM
Xarius Rocker Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 272	Alabama Boogers may not be flicked into the wind. Children of incestuous couples are deemed legitimate. Sex toys are banned throughout the state. Solitaire may not be played on Sundays. It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile. Putting salt on a railroad track may be punishable by death. Wow...that place is really DUMB.

12-29-2003, 11:38 PM
Thrice Old School? Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Florida Posts: 1,363	LOL not jealous of it...I live there. it sucks. __________________ Vote for me this election and I will legalize marijuana.

12-02-2004, 08:40 PM
Josie Music Addict Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Australia Posts: 80	Children may not purchase cigarettes, but they may smoke them. It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burgular. Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk. The legal age for straight sex is 16, unless the person is in the care/custody of the older person, in which case it is 18. It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.

12-02-2004, 10:39 PM
MyWorld Music Addict Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: USA Posts: 58	Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger. It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed. Oral sex is a misdemeanor and is punisable by one year in jail and a $2,500 fine. Molesting an automobile is illegal. No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger. You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer. Those are all from Oklahoma. Virginia: Not only is it illegal to have sex with the lights on, one may not have sex in any position other than missionary. Women must wear a corsette after sundown and be in the company of male chaperone.