What did you learn today?

**LesPaul43** · 08-01-2006, 11:03 PM

Owned

Raine · 08-01-2006, 11:11 PM

In the span of say 6 weeks I've spent almost 300 dollars in food alone.

I also learned that 500 dollars worth of clothes (no matter how small or skimpy) can't all go into one bag

I found out that I hate saying goodbye. It sounds so final and makes me sad. (I honestly never knew that)

I found out that my boyfriend thought I was just acting like I wasn't listening to him half the time. And that today he's only beginning to realize I spend the better part of my time living in some fantasy.

Prince of Persia 2 is addictive. It's like crack only much more potent and lethal.

And those are all the things I've learned today.

MURDER JUNKIE · 08-02-2006, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by adidasss

today i learned that you should always check if you have gas before going somewhere with a boat,otherwise you could find yourself floating helplessly, waiting for your father and brother to arrive and rescue you...

i've also learned that even if you do have a backup motor with separate gas, you shouldn't pull on the lever too hard when you're trying to start it,otherwise it could break, thus foiling your plans for a plan B rescue mission....

the third thing i've learned, is that, when it rains, it seriously fucking pours...or, everything that can go wrong, will go wrong...bare that in mind when you're throwing your ancor in an attempt to avoid crashing with your boat....

the forth thing i've learned is, always listen to your father, he is the smartest being on the planet and can foresee even the most unforeseeable of situations....and you're a complete ass if you forgot to listen when he was telepathically warning you of these perilous situations....a complete ass....

Wow, you really are ghey aren't you??

jr. · 08-02-2006, 12:27 AM

I learned I've been neglecting my inner quiet, and that I needed to be still and center myself.

Spike*Spiegel · 08-02-2006, 12:51 AM

i learned that calling the cops on someone you hate and giving their name and address because they have warrants out, feels good

MURDER JUNKIE · 08-02-2006, 01:03 AM

I learned to keep dairy out of my diet, I had a Wendy's frosty and was consequently spray painting the walls 5 minutes later.

I also learned that I need to be more patient with customers. I said to a customer about 20 minutes ago, and I quote " I am trying to think here, I'm going to need you to shut up"

**LesPaul43** · 08-02-2006, 01:04 AM

Where do you work anyways Junkie?

Raine · 08-02-2006, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by MURDER JUNKIE

I learned to keep dairy out of my diet, I had a Wendy's frosty and was consequently spray painting the walls 5 minutes later.

I also learned that I need to be more patient with customers. I said to a customer about 20 minutes ago, and I quote " I am trying to think here, I'm going to need you to shut up"

Some customers need to be put in their place. You did the right thing.

Is there some sorta dress code for your job?

I love a man in uniform.

MURDER JUNKIE · 08-02-2006, 01:10 AM

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Originally Posted by _LesPaul43_

Where do you work anyways Junkie?

I work for Peterbilt Trucks

PIMP SH!T!!!!

**LesPaul43** · 08-02-2006, 01:11 AM

You get to drive those Mo fuckas?

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08-01-2006, 11:03 PM
LesPaul43 5 Straight Baby Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,112	Owned __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

08-01-2006, 11:11 PM
Raine Full-Time Hellion Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: PA Posts: 1,486	In the span of say 6 weeks I've spent almost 300 dollars in food alone. I also learned that 500 dollars worth of clothes (no matter how small or skimpy) can't all go into one bag I found out that I hate saying goodbye. It sounds so final and makes me sad. (I honestly never knew that) I found out that my boyfriend thought I was just acting like I wasn't listening to him half the time. And that today he's only beginning to realize I spend the better part of my time living in some fantasy. Prince of Persia 2 is addictive. It's like crack only much more potent and lethal. And those are all the things I've learned today. __________________ A pair of powerful spectacles has sometimes sufficed to cure a person in love. ~ Friedrich Nietzsche

08-02-2006, 12:27 AM
jr. Seeker of Peace Join Date: May 2005 Location: Newark, De. Posts: 348	I learned I've been neglecting my inner quiet, and that I needed to be still and center myself. __________________ Be strong then, and enter into your own body; there you have a solid place for your feet. ~ Kabir

08-02-2006, 12:51 AM
Spike*Spiegel Music Addict Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 680	i learned that calling the cops on someone you hate and giving their name and address because they have warrants out, feels good

08-02-2006, 01:03 AM
MURDER JUNKIE Sweatin' To The Oldies Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: SH1TTY London Ontario Canada Posts: 2,464	I learned to keep dairy out of my diet, I had a Wendy's frosty and was consequently spray painting the walls 5 minutes later. I also learned that I need to be more patient with customers. I said to a customer about 20 minutes ago, and I quote " I am trying to think here, I'm going to need you to shut up" __________________ MINIMUM WAGE IS A GATEWAY DRUG

08-02-2006, 01:04 AM
LesPaul43 5 Straight Baby Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,112	Where do you work anyways Junkie? __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

08-02-2006, 01:11 AM
LesPaul43 5 Straight Baby Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,112	You get to drive those Mo fuckas? __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.