DontRunMeOver

I take the all at the same time and boy do I feel sick the next morning.

I used to always carry condoms, so that I could thrust them into my friends hands if they pulled (somebody's got to try to be responsible, haven't they?). I sure as hell wasn't going to take anybody home when drunk (I'm like that), so they were pretty much just for other people to use... Nowadays, they stay in a drawer in my room, waiting.

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Urban Hatemonger

Who needs contraception when I can just borrow a couple of knitting needles off my mother

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DontRunMeOver

Uh oh.

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MURDER JUNKIE

Good one

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DontRunMeOver

I heard that eating a lot of crisps can increase the chances of men becoming sterile and that certain other foods and activities lower your sperm count.

Doesn't this constitute a kind of contraception? Maybe that's an effective way of population control in overcrowded countries... feed everybody crisps (that's "potato chips", for those of you who don't know proper english..).

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Raine

alcoholics have a rather hard time getting it up.

If you wanna go for condoms use Durex. They don't break as often as Trojans. i recommend trojans however if you are into condoms with flavoring sicne to my knowledge Durex doesn't make those

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MURDER JUNKIE

Bullsh!t, if the wind blows in the right direction I'll get hard

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Raine

Studies show that guys who suffer with alcoholism (which I don't think you have) have a hard time of getting it up.
You on the other hand i think just have a higher alcohol tolerance.

In any case you're a sex fiend so even if you were to to suffer with alcoholism I doubt you'd have this problem. Which means that your wife must be one helluva woman.
Once again, I envy her.

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MURDER JUNKIE

As cool as it is to paint a mural on a girls stomach, you might as well be painting a nursery. As Fal mentioned precum contains sperm and only one has to get behind the Iron Curtains. At 23 a kid could really cramp your style, and the golfing is sooooooooo f*cking good in Arizona

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Raine

If you decide to have sex (this is geared otward females) and you've been in a the relationship along while and plan on having sex regularly, the pill is a good choice because you'll save a lot of money not having to buy condoms every day.
And for extra precautions Durex.
You can never be safe. And better safe than sorry. And if the pill isn't right for you (although there are various kinds) then might I suggest many long cold showers, a really good vibrator, and Durex. They sell them cheaper at Eckerd's.
And Rite AID usually has a sell on most condoms. CVS as a last resort.

And if the need for sex is that great, there are many things to do instead of intercourse.
Although I do not recommend deep throating (if necessary) on a regular basis.
Bad for your voice and all.

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