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bruise_violet · 08-20-2006, 07:25 PM

Hahaha nice idea.

Once my old neighbour yelled at me for climbing into a bush when I was a kid, but the bush was in MY garden, and he was staring at me from his window for ages. I was like 7 years old

MoonlitSunshine · 08-20-2006, 07:26 PM

haha

My friend's neighbours always give out about them being too loud. One time they got back from hols to find that they had been giving out about noise. THere had been no-one in the bloody house.

TrampInaTux · 08-21-2006, 03:40 AM

Yeah, I know weirdos. Its a very weird place where I live! That's my excuse anyways...

There's a kid, in my year again, whose a huge Harry Potter fanatic and he's well quiet and that, he speaks once in a blue moon. But every now and again he'll whisper 'kill the evil snowmen' underneath his breath...

Alo · 08-21-2006, 04:59 AM

I once went to a pond, it was full of tardies. But there was one man, who topped them all. He went out to swim, and when his dog followed him into the water, he panicked. Of course, dogs can't swim? So then when he saw his friend swimming along, he ran out of the water and yelled [insert tard-twang here] OH JESUS LORD, MY DOG CAN SWIM! I MUST BE BLESSED! IT'S A MIRACLE, A MIRACLE I TELL YOU! And this went on for a few minutes.

MoonlitSunshine · 08-21-2006, 07:03 AM

hahahaha. We don't get that many insane people in Ireland. At least, the average person isn't that much less crazy than a maniac, so maybe I don't notice the difference...

There is this woman who hangs around the train station and goes on buses, who drinks all day and shouts abuse at everyone, but that's all I can really think of.

**right-track** · 08-22-2006, 04:32 PM

Once knew a lad who changed his name by deed poll, to Zoom Interesting.
He used to turn up at my flat (when I was single) with a guitar and sit in my living room noodling away, in complete silence...then leave.

Mr Sensitive · 08-22-2006, 05:06 PM

Hmmm, I was once on the bus with my guitar case and an old guy next to me noticed this, the following conversation was sort of like this.

Old guy: Do you play guitar my boy?
Me: Yeah...
Old guy: Excellent, playing an instument is a gift, and do you know who gave you that gift?
Me: ...No.
Old Guy: The good lord!
Me: Does anybody want to switch places?

Okay so I made that last sentence up, but I was sure as hell thinkin' it.

Ace · 08-22-2006, 07:55 PM

=)) I would have died if you said he had pinched your cheeks too.

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08-20-2006, 07:25 PM
bruise_violet we became a carcass! Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 359	Hahaha nice idea. Once my old neighbour yelled at me for climbing into a bush when I was a kid, but the bush was in MY garden, and he was staring at me from his window for ages. I was like 7 years old __________________ in love with the stumps, in love with the bleeding! in love with the pain that you now feel...

08-20-2006, 07:26 PM
MoonlitSunshine Dat's Der Bunny! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 613	haha My friend's neighbours always give out about them being too loud. One time they got back from hols to find that they had been giving out about noise. THere had been no-one in the bloody house. __________________ "You're Never Alone With a Rubber Duck" - Captain of the 3rd Ark

08-21-2006, 03:40 AM
TrampInaTux that's my war face. Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 1,451	Yeah, I know weirdos. Its a very weird place where I live! That's my excuse anyways... There's a kid, in my year again, whose a huge Harry Potter fanatic and he's well quiet and that, he speaks once in a blue moon. But every now and again he'll whisper 'kill the evil snowmen' underneath his breath...

08-21-2006, 04:59 AM
Alo Scarf Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 718	I once went to a pond, it was full of tardies. But there was one man, who topped them all. He went out to swim, and when his dog followed him into the water, he panicked. Of course, dogs can't swim? So then when he saw his friend swimming along, he ran out of the water and yelled [insert tard-twang here] OH JESUS LORD, MY DOG CAN SWIM! I MUST BE BLESSED! IT'S A MIRACLE, A MIRACLE I TELL YOU! And this went on for a few minutes. __________________ I rocked my shoelaces untied

08-21-2006, 07:03 AM
MoonlitSunshine Dat's Der Bunny! Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Ireland Posts: 613	hahahaha. We don't get that many insane people in Ireland. At least, the average person isn't that much less crazy than a maniac, so maybe I don't notice the difference... There is this woman who hangs around the train station and goes on buses, who drinks all day and shouts abuse at everyone, but that's all I can really think of. __________________ "You're Never Alone With a Rubber Duck" - Captain of the 3rd Ark

08-22-2006, 04:32 PM
right-track Avin' It! Join Date: May 2005 Location: THE PEOPLES ЯEPUBLIK ФF MAИCUИIA Posts: 5,772	Once knew a lad who changed his name by deed poll, to Zoom Interesting. He used to turn up at my flat (when I was single) with a guitar and sit in my living room noodling away, in complete silence...then leave. __________________ UNITED > KIDS > WIFE

08-22-2006, 05:06 PM
Mr Sensitive Hyperkinetic Rabbitything Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: In the Noodle Mines Posts: 668	Hmmm, I was once on the bus with my guitar case and an old guy next to me noticed this, the following conversation was sort of like this. Old guy: Do you play guitar my boy? Me: Yeah... Old guy: Excellent, playing an instument is a gift, and do you know who gave you that gift? Me: ...No. Old Guy: The good lord! Me: Does anybody want to switch places? Okay so I made that last sentence up, but I was sure as hell thinkin' it. __________________

08-22-2006, 07:55 PM
Ace Negative Creep Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Georgia Posts: 654	=)) I would have died if you said he had pinched your cheeks too. __________________ She said if time was in a bottle High up on her shelf She would knock it over And make the world stand still If faith was in her left hand And love was in her right She'd put them both together And raise them to the sky http://myspace.com/euphoric_resolve